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Some Mutation pictures:

^Dajana, trust me you don't have to study as much as me, and yet I have no sleep, and don't feel like studying. If I'm going to fail, I guess I'll have to take someone down with me. :persuazn: j/k

I have a problem. Sometimes when I post in a thread, I see that after a couple of minutes someone else has also replied on that thread, but I don't see their post. Though I can click to reply button, and see what the reply was. But the fast reply function doesn't work when this happens. I can also go to their profile, and check what their reply was, but still,. . . its kinda sucky. <_< This is happenning to me for like 4th or 5th time now, and it only happens when I'm the last poster. Any help will be appreciated. Thanks in advance. P.S.: Can you delete the last 4 posts (or at least mine). When I read it know, it looks so random.

I can explain A woman comes back from shopping, and finds her husband sleeping with a young and beautiful girl. She starts yelling:"How can you do this to me, . . . after all these years of marrige, . . . after everything I've done for you..." Her husband says: "Please honey, I can explain. . ." The view in front of the lady was pretty clear, so she confidently replies: "Wow, let's hear what you'll come up with" The man starts: "Coming back from work, I saw this poor little girl. She was so tired, so I took her in my car. She was so hungry, so I gave her the meal in the fridge, that you had forgot to cook. Her shoes were ripped, so I gave her a pair from one of those shoes you don't wear, because they are outfashion. She was freezing, so I gave her one of your jackets, that you never wore, because you didn't like the colour of them. Her trousers were so old, and dirty, so I gave her one of your trousers, that your ass doesn't fit in them anymore. Just when she was about to leave, she asked me: Is there anything else, that your wife doesn't use anymore. . . AND HERE WE ARE"

Glad you guys liked it! Here's another one! Though it's easier to find the flaw on this image, but I won't spoil it for you. Is 64=65? Take a look:

. . ., and that's how you end a streak. :hell yea!: :hell yea!: :dance: :hell yea!: :hell yea!: :blueeyedbaby: :dance: :blueeyedbaby: Congratulations to Celtics as well. They showed character, and got really close to the victory in 3rd, and late 4th, but Pau steped up in crunch time, and we got the W. After tonights game, IMO Gasol ensured his place in All-star game. Speaking of AllStar game, are any of you guys voting? I vote for: West Kobe T-Mac Nowitzki Amar'e (sometimes Duncan) Shaq East Iverson Carter Josh Smith (he shall definitely be an all-star) Garnett D. Howard

Actually I saw the whole introduction on Milan Channel, but didn't see/hear anything odd. Possible though!!! ------------ Arsene Wenger seems like finally has decided to buy some players. News are that Arsenal is intersted in Liverpools Xabi Alonso. Funny, cause he was the one that injured Cesc. Hopefully this deal will go through. We were needing a CMF even with a healthy Fabregas. Without him, our midfiled kinda sucks. Udineses Gökhan Inler is also on their list. ----------- And in a TV program there was a poll: "Will Huntelaar, Diarra, and Klasniç be the new blood hat Real needed." Just pointing out, because I hadn't heard about Diarra, and Klasinç transfers.

Officialy 5:30 left! Celtics@Lakers baby!!!!

1. Hair: 6 2. Butt: 7 3. Face: 7 4. Eyes: 8 5. Legs: 6 6. Body: 6 7. Smile: 6 8. Cleavage: 7 9. Sexiness: 6 10. Natural Beauty: 9 Voter #: 13

How did you figure it out? Seriously though, I actually watched only two games this week. (Arsenal-Liverpool, and Villareal-Barcelona) I caught the last 15 minutes of Inter, and was playing PlayStation with a friend while Juve was playing (so I was able to catch every crucial moment of the game). But I have access to so many sports channels, so I can watch the summaries of most of the games, and I always can cover if I miss an interesting game. Trust me, there are way freakier viewers than me. :| Yeah, tell me about it. After a really great performance in the start of the previous season, Arsenal was cursed during the whole year with injuries of key players. I was still hoping for the title, even after the draw with 'pool, but with Fabregas out, our new goal is the 4th seed. But the good news (st least for Arsenal) is that Totti got injured as well, and is expected to miss 2 months, which means he won't play at least in the first leg of the 2nd round. --------------------- One last thing, Beckham is officialy in Milan. He was presented to fans, and he'll wear #32. I don't think it was a good (or better say: necessary) move for Milan, but hopefully it'll be a good move for Beckham himself.

Hey, is 12=13? I know, that's a silly question, but here's an interesting image:

1. Hair: 9 2. Butt: 8 3. Face: 10 4. Eyes: 10 5. Legs: 9 6. Body: 9 7. Smile: 9 (lol, did you search a lot for the 2nd pic in right coloumn) 8. Cleavage: 8 9. Sexiness: 9 10. Natural Beauty: 10 Voter #: 5

1. Hair: 10 2. Butt: 8 3. Face: 10 4. Eyes: 10 5. Legs: 9 6. Body: 10 7. Smile: 10 8. Cleavage: 8 9. Sexiness: 10 10. Natural Beauty: 10 Voter #: 8 P.S.: Pretty, instead of droping the number of the voters this down, why don't you add a time limit as well. (i.e. 17 voters, and 24 hours). If by 24 hours people don't vote, it'd be OK, but to assume that people won't be around is kinda wrong IMO, and it'll be unfair to some models, while favoring some others. Just my € 0.02

Just was at Layla's "best model in a music video" thread, and saw this song. Father figure in my pants

1. Daria Werbowy / Gemma Ward 2. Miranda Kerr / Alessandra Ambrosio 3. Caroline Trentini / Karen Carreno 4. Josie Maran / Candice Swanpoel 5. Naomi Campbell 6. Elise Crombez 7. Solange Wilvert 8. Du Juan 9. Bruna Tenorio 10. Devon Aoki / Hilary Rhoda

I didn't like the songs, or the videos, but the better use of model in the video IMO was inarguably Tania, so I vote for her.

Butterfly's life lasts 24 hours . . . in my pants

Yes it is (Beatles)

You mean "later on", like sometimes the next season right? :persuazn: Seriously though, I'd hate it if Juve can't pass this round, but if both of these teams get to the quarters, it'd be funny to see them meet with each other. The press confernece leading up to that tie may be a funny one, though I don't believe that Chelsea staff, or Mourinho would make any disrespectful comments towards each other. The most exciting press conference would probably if Inter eleminates Chelsea. I bet Mourinho will have something to say about Scolaris skills. Come to think about it, can you imagine the 2nd leg being in Stamford Bridge, and Chelsea to enter the last minutes with an advantage, and then Inter scores in loss time, and Mourinho starts with his wierd usual goal celebrations. ------- Anyway, results this week pretty much pissed me off. Arsenal tied with 'pool, while Adebayor got sent off, and Cesc got injured in the worst time possible (just when first hal was about to end). Hopefully he'll get back soon, cause we're dealing with enough already. I'd conglaturate Ed, but I guess with a man more, they were the side that was closer to 3 points. And I would have preffered the loss to the draw. 2nd Valencia lost by allowing Real to score in their first attack, and they weren't able to get good oppurtunities to tie the game. If Valencia had won, they'd get a huge advantage iin war for 1 of the top4 seeds. I was also hoping that Villareal will upset Barca, and they got really close to it, but at the end, Barca knew how to close the deal. Actually this game was sort of a test for the "Plan B" of Barcelona, that we were talking about, and it was definitely the bad opponent to try it against. Piquet played in right wing, and Alves played "completely" as a mid-fielder. Funny thing is, Barca looked better after Piquet got sent off, than they did when the game was played 11 vs 11. Villareal IMO is the best team (I mean as the ones that play the best team ball) in Spain, and they were the only team that had a shot at stopping Barca. After last nights game, I guess Barca pretty much ensured the Spanish title. Local leagues were disater as well, bbut I won't get started. The good news is that Juve is playing great, and keep winning. Though another thing that sucked this week was Inters victory against Siena. Maicons 2nd goal(83rd min) was was offside by 4 meters. <_< Anyway, while the results sucked, there were a couple of things that made me laugh. In Villareal-Barcelona game, in like 29th minute, Messi stopped a long ball with his chest, and the ref stopped the game for playing with hand (refs suck, btw), and Messis headshaking was like saying "Damn, I didn't do a thing, but I know you are judging me by something I did 2 years ago". And the funniest thing was at 50th min, when a shot by Seidou Keita hit a Villareal player right at the butt. They shoved the replay in slowmotion for like 3 times. It was priceless. Also a funny frame was when Kaka scored Milans 2nd(his 1st) goal against Udine, as he went to hug Gattuso, and Gattuso hugged him back with those canes.

^ Can't claim he was being unbiased, but judging by this season only, Zlatan would be my pick as well. He really has saved Inter so many times, and in games that he doesn't play Inter looks way worse. Plus he actually has continuously improved his game season after season, and now he is one of my top10 players as well (wierd, cause he wasn't among my favs when he was in Juve). P.S.: Are you guys boycotting my poll, because I didn't add Rory Delap as an option?

BTW guys, does anyone have Alex Fergusons number? Don't worry cause Morinho has it. Man, I'm so glad that United will go against Inter, the team thats probably the most tricky for them. Juventus will play against Chelsea, and I express my optimism from now. Juve will get to the next round, easier than it looks on the paper. Seriously though, Chelsea was one of the worst opponents possible, but I still think Juve has a little edge. They are still hungry, and to win UCL, just two years after Calciopoli will be fantastic. Plus I'd really enjoy to see last years finalist M. United, and Chelsea out of this competition this early. On the other hand I wish all the best luck to other two English sides. Arsenal will play against Roma, who plays great as a team, and shall definitely be taken seriously when all the players healthy, while Liverpool has the easiest draw as of now, but Ral may make considerable moves when the transfer windows opens. It's funny that Barca picked by far the easiest opponent possible, cause because of the rules they had only 4 possible draws, and them being Arsenal, Chelsea, Inter, and O.Lyon. Still Lyon is a serious team, especially considering they have Juninho, and Barca has Valdes, but I guess they'll proceed to the next round anyway. In other draws, I'll be rooting for Villareal Atl. Madrid and Bayern I also think this three teams are favourites to get to the next round as well. --- P.S.: I really had great hopes for tonights game, but Valencia lost to Real.

Oh, I felt sorry for you guys now. Don't worry though, I can help you with it. :evil: Well, I like Chiellini, but I wouldn't mind trading him for Babbel. We always manage to get good defenders anyhow. And if worse comes to worst :| Lol, sadly my most hated Juve player of all times Zebina is still there, but the good news is he rarely plays. Our main defenders are Chiellini, and Mellberg in the middle, Grygera in the right, and Molinaro in the right. The main reserves are Legrotallie for the center, and Marchionni for wings. DeCeglie who played as Left winger against Milan, is originally a LB also, and he got a new contract until 2003, immediately after Milan derby. So our defense is all good for now. So is our attack. All we need is a couple of mid-fielders. I still have an eye on Mascherano. I won't agree about Ruud being underrated. There's a difference between what type of players Eto'o, and vNistelrooy are. Players like Nistelrooy, who here are known as Pivot CFs, are usually more static, and they usually score with only making the last touches in traffic, or with headers. Among this kind of players, Ruud is easily the most appreciated (he was a candidate for GoldenBall remember?), while a player like Trezeguet, who has outscored and outplayed him during the last season was not. There are also a couple of this type of players that I think are better than Nistelrooy. Fact is, Ruud was actually considered the best player of his team, in both ManU, and Real (and in Real deservebly so), and IMO thats pretty much what he deserves. On the other hand, Eto'o scores from deep runs, from long ranges, is also good with the last touches, and unlike Nistelrooy he can move to the lines, and help his team (by at least taking a defender with him), while Nistelrooy is not a threat, when is away from the goal. To top it all, up until this season, Eto'o had PK-free scoring record which is also amazing. What I was trying to say, is that Eto'o shall be considered among top5 in the world. I personally have always rated Eto'o over Ronaldinho, and Messi(except 07'). And players like Eto'o, have actually always been credited among the best players of the World. i.e.: George Weah, Ronaldo, and Shevchenko have recieved POTY awards. IMO Eto'o is one of the top3 players so far this season, but I hardly believe "the experts" would put him in top10. -------------------- Btw, Michael, I was actually so bored about what to write about Sunderland, so thanks for saving my time. I'll just quote myself Seriously though, a 4-1 away victory against Hull City, a team that gave hard time to all the bigs, has really impressed me, and to be honest it was something I wasn't expecting. Hopefully they'll keep their curent form.

Chelsea - Juventus Arsenal - Roma Inter - Manchester U. Real M. - Liverpool Lyon - Barcelona Atl. Madrid - Porto Sporting L. - Bayern M. Panathinaikos - Villareal Comments later, but looks like another fanastic 2nd round is ahead of us

Thats one sure thing, but playing as a CF, he will get his turn to shoot anyway, so after a while he'll start to make smarter decisions. Sure he is not an incredible passer, but from what I've seen he is a great 1 on 1 dribbler, and when you pass your defender in dangerous area, other defenders will come to cover, and Torres is a smart player who can find open spots. Passing in those situations is not that hard, all he needs is a little experience. Did you just say Giovinco?! :persuazn: They didn't even loan him to Arsenal at the beginning of this season, they sure won't let him go away now. He is the next symbol player of Juve. BTW, I'm not even a bit interested in Agger. Would you want me to remind you about what happened the last time? :anger: :knives: