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  1. Matt! replied to Cult Icon's post in a topic in General Talk
    Everyone Knows Dave Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it." So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" Although impressed, Dave's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. "President Obama," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington," and off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a beer first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "Pope Francis," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What happened?" His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw... you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with Dave?'
  2. Lorena Duran [6] Lauren Summer [6]
  3. Sarah Stephens Jessica Lucas
  4. Matt! replied to Mousematt's post in a topic in Bellazon Competitions
    Grace Elizabeth Lorena Rae Vika Bronova Kelly Gale
  5. Anna Avila 8.5 Celine Farach 9.3 Dorit Revelis 7.5 Gulsina Kalimullina 8.6 Kailey Hsu 8.1 Lane Lindell 8.3 Mariana Salaru 8 Nyasha Matonhodze 7.5 Sara Orrego 7.9 Valeria Rudenko 8.8
  6. Xian Mikol Amanda Seyfried
  7. Melissa Benoist or Lily Collins?
  8. Matt! replied to jj3's post in a topic in General Talk
    Bikini martini?
  9. Carmella Rose Carmella Rose or Gal Gadot?
  10. Not Jessica Rothe
  11. Matt! replied to Mousematt's post in a topic in Bellazon Competitions
    Kelly Gale (sorry Nicola) Carmella Rose Georgia Fowler Elizabeth Turner
  12. There are so many free streams available though
  13. These refs
  14. Matt! replied to Lkjh's post in a topic in Movies
    The Snyder cut teaser trailer
  15. Matt! replied to PrettyDeadThings's post in a topic in Movies
  16. You'll be sore after tonight's game
  17. Matt! replied to PrettyDeadThings's post in a topic in Movies
    Ben Affleck Will Return as Batman in The Flash https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2020/08/ben-affleck-returns-batman-the-flash-multiverse-keaton
  18. Matt! replied to Mousematt's post in a topic in Bellazon Competitions
    Josephine Skriver Nicola Cavanis Elizabeth Turner Alessandra Ambrosio
  19. Matt! replied to Ophelia_Immortal's post in a topic in Site and Forum
    https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/56900-bellazons-survival-of-the-fittest-2015/?do=findComment&comment=5125005 EDIT: https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/87566-celebhills-celebs-pics-hot-pictures-hotties/?tab=comments#comment-5125429
  20. Matt! replied to DanniCullen's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    INSTAGRAM
  21. Carmella Rose! Carmella Rose or Vita Sidorkina?
  22. Nicola Cavanis! Nicola Cavanis or Alessandra Corine Ambrósio?
  23. Nicola Cavanis Nicola Cavanis or Mathilde Gøhler?