The Joker

Stop ruining the fun, bitch!

WOOOO!!! YOU ROCK, Mr Dog!!! BIZ BIZ!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA... -- This gets me everytime too

The long hair boy who couldn't stop wiggling his head (in case you don't know he's wearing a wig).

I will never understand...

It's out of stoQ even the 2nd hand version! Try Barnes and Noble. They gave me $ to take some away.

Ohh.....Elizabeth.....iss.......dooing........well......wiiith......uss. Thaanks......fooor.......aasking......RaacquelSaaanderrrs. There. Get it? By the way, his baby's name is Elizabeth right?

Oh Elizabeth is doing well with us. Thanks for asking, RacquelSanders.

Why don't I save you $10 ?! Disclaimer: This is an illustration of the movie Twilight, not the book. Big difference.

Twilight. I laughed so hard at Jacob's cheap wig my tears came out.

The Cullens bought it for him last Christmas sale. Didn't I tell you it's a low budget movie? :persuazn:

Hard to tell... with the photoshop techniques nowadays she can even have 3 tits.

Monkey Bars. The monkey bars, also known as the jungle gym or climbing frame, is a piece of playground equipment made of many pieces of thin material, such as metal pipe or, in more current playgrounds, rope, on which children can climb, hang, or sit. The monkey bar designation was for the resemblance that playing children had to the rambunctious, climbing play of monkeys, though the term nowadays often refers specifically to a single row of overhead bars designed to be swung across.

Now I hate that bitch even more. :evil:

I approve.

I'd just assume you guys are fooling yourself. I took some friends with me to Twilight today and apparently, i was the only one to understand the movie (for i'm the only one to read the book). The actions were so poorly computerized and the theatre was packed with 5 year old kids (or 15, couldn't see the difference). If i were to be Stephanie Meyer, i would sue the hairstylist of this movie. God dammit, Jacob Black looks just like Alessandra Ambrosio in her giving birth stage. I bet he couldn't move too fast without worrying about the wig falling off. Kristen's acting was hilarious. Look up and down - babbling in alien language - stop to look up and down again - back to babbling. Awww.... that's cute Kristen, but.... F Jasper looks like he has a mental disability and Carlisle looks alot whiter than necessary. It was like... yeah we get it, vampires are supposed to be pale but you don't have to put 5 tons of baby powder on his face, dumbass. This movie scored a D to me.

Cut it off, kids. Stop asking for fancy actors, how are they gonna afford a Johnny Depp, huh ?! The movie was actually on a low budget so Edward's car is replaced by a shiny scooter and Rosalie will be driving a red shopping cart (HAHA, convertible, get it?!). Yeah... it's that bad.

"Somebody get off my face, MEOWWWWWW!!!!"

No, she has 3 tits, dude.

True.

They also ship it for free on Limewire if anyone interested...

Hey, has "chubby" become the new trend when i was gone ?!! *glances on Heidi*

This is what will happen if i catch a sight of Seal on stage...

Yeah... but seriously, though. During the book, I could sooo imagine myself strangling Stephanie Meyer's neck for non-stop bitching about how beautiful Edward's pennis is. I thought they would at least pick a man instead of that... sissy. And by the way, Rosalie looks nothing special. *blergh*

That lesbian is Edward Cullen ?! :|