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^A second one: ^And a third!

However you do it, all my points to Fan Bing Bing! (OK, Lyon?!)

^ You're lucky I'm a lover, not a fighter... ^As usual I'm a week late to join this(!) - but patriotism assured that he was going to be in my team anyways (particularly as I don't really know what's going on with Tevez) along with El Galgo Guttiérez. But I guess I won't see any dividends now.

^You never know - but she hasn't yet... Oh well, explosions and pouting whilst flinging your hair about don't really seem her anyway - don't you think? ^I shouldn't want to decide for everybody else! Maybe I'll put in a bespoke request for a new set from this though... A new 'grown-up' VS shot:

^Thank you all. Certainly gets around these events, doesn't she?! Jamie Chung AND X-Men...

(Via musemgazine.blog, August 11th, 2011)

+ a new PINK shot from the latest catalogue, for shits and giggles:

Ta Da...

^Yes, it really is I - look: ^You know what I meant - and just maybe it worked?!! And as for looking 'beautiful', here's another: And it's only because I care...

Expect to see irritating 2 second .gifs of the above plastered all over the thread very soon... <_<

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+ some of my scans of an old PINK pamphlet:

^It's the intention that counts! I reckon this set is sponsored by Aveda? Backstage at various NYFW shows, Spring/Summer 2010 - photography by Jon Gurinsky:

^Wow! ^There was a rather nice invitation to this Jamie-hosted event: + a couple of extra from the same shoot - that were for Zooey magazine, photographer Amanda Elkins:

^More, because she's worth it...

^Me too Limey, me too...

(Proud to say one of them letters was mine too!)

Friday, July '11:

^Well, that's a pretty comprehensive coverage of a missed season. Thank you! Photography by Anouk Morgan for OZON magazine. 'Like no one else':

(Source: JustJared)

^You know, I'm pretty sure I posted that on your thread an age ago Joe? Obviously I'm offended if that is the case (or mildly concerned about my faculties if it isn't!) - but you're right in that here is a perfect place for it!Genuine job up for offer here: http://www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/prince-willi...roject/83674911 Anyone want to audition?

Part 2: ^And Part 3 - for anyone paying attention!

^Excellent! There are more... (Y) Looking elegant in the green dress - thanks lovemusic102.

Want the Victoria's Secret Model Tips to Instantly Look Your Best In Photos? [Via Modelinia, spuriously - real article here: http://www.modelinia.com/blog/want-the-vic...in-photos/20101] To Candice Swanepoel, everything comes naturally. She's got that signature Victoria's Secret figure - whatever that is alongside the chunky one, all the overly skinny ones, the boxy one and the one with the stumpy legs - though she says she does feel self-conscious before actually putting clothes on. She’s got a chic and simple sense of style - think tiny lingerie and heels. And she’s sweet and friendly. Well, apparently until the cameras are turned off - we've all seen that video by now haven't we? At the launch of "The Nakeds", a rehashed collection of barely-there bras and underwear, at Chicago's Michigan Avenue Victoria's Secret store last week, a line of fans spilled out of the store and down the street to have their picture taken with Adriana Candice. For several hours, she chatted with each attendee until the photographer stopped taking photos of her chatting to each attendee. Then, Candice transformed from false to ditsy as the camera flashed. She transitioned for the camera so naturally that when I asked Candice to teach me how to pose in a photograph, she had to stop and think. It took aaages. One look at your friends (or your own) Facebook profile pictures will show you that everyone's got the hand-on-the-hip, skinny arm trick, badly photoshopped mastered. Other tricks to looking your best in photos must exist, right? even without all that software??? Candice is here to help you work it in front of the camera. Here's some of her secrets to look like an "angel", or is it "bombshell" now - it gets confusing - in photos… 1. Put your best face forward. Botox the shit out of it first. And cover up those gums. Yeah, you know that... Failing that tinker with it on a computer afterwards but make sure you cock it up just a little bit so we all notice a missing ear or something. 2. Lengthen your body. Candice says stick your arse out a lot and stand up straight. Putting your hips to the side helps you avoid photo suicide of standing directly forward facing, mugshot style in front of the camera. Instead, always look over the shoulder sexy-like. Don't listen to people who point out you seem to do this is 75% of your shots. 3. Push your boobs out. Be careful not to overdo it, but who are we kidding? Stick 'em right out. Candice says simply wearing a comfortable VS bra and supportive VS bra makes a major improvement. Make sure it's VS mind - that apartment doesn't pay for itself. 4. When in a chair, sit on it. I learned this lesson firsthand. As the photographer took a photo of Candice and me, she leaped on to the chair, like a natural. I took notice and leaped onto mine too. "That's right," said Candice. "Sit on the chair, that's what chairs are for." 5. Show off your shoes. Although don't if they're not that good which might be the case if you're not a model commanding massive amounts of money plus freebies from pre-eminent designers. A stance with feet a bit apart with blah blah blah - really, are we looking at her shoes? (With apologies to)~Adryanna Dillon