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mbinebri

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  1. Three girls, huh? Any chance a guy like me could get in on some four-girl action? :rofl: Wait, these girls were hot, right? I'd be disappointed in you if they weren't. And I'm sure we can find some other tings we have in common with a little alone time. :P I'm going to run away now before I sound more creepy!

  2. Hey, I like that! mbinebri "the almighty" has a nice ring to it. :P Yes, bXc is your new nickname (made out of laziness). You'd better like it! :persuazn: So you like girls, do you? What do you know: we have something in common. :D

  3. Don't let her denial infect you, bXc! After all, no girl in her right mind could resist me anyway. :P

  4. "Take one for the team"? Are you suggesting I should let you beat me up? :o I don't think so. I'll kick your girly ass! You want to risk that? :P

  5. "Mr. Correcto"? :rofl: I've been called worse! Your wife? I didn't know you live in Massachussetts! :P And we're blabbering because she can't resist me and it drives her crazy.

  6. Well... um... we're waiting for her to get a divorce. >.< But we can have a few practice rounds on each other while we wait. :P

  7. It's actually HarlEy Davidson, silly girl. :trout: So can I get a ride on it with you? :shifty: And don't you know that stalking is the sincerest form of flattery?

  8. Thanks! I'd like to go a few rounds with her on the mats. :P And I bet you would too. :shifty:

  9. Where has my BZ bashing buddy gone? :shifty:

  10. Oh, sorry, I should have known you were bad to the bone because bananas and cupcakes are hardcore! :rofl: So do you have lots of tattooes and ride a motocycle then? That's how bad to the bone people are. :P

  11. God? Ha! Hell is where the parties are at. Heaven is boring. Come join us sinners! :shifty: BananaXcupcake? Who is that? She sounds too innocent for me. :P

  12. Hahaha! Of course you would never call anyone on BZ attention whores! Just like I would never ever agree with it. :whistle:

  13. Pshhh! The Joker? That's nothing. I'm best buds with Satan. Beat that!

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    Wrooong! (My dad is cooler than my mom anyway. :ninja:) I'll give you another guess, and it begins with m-b-i-n-e-b. :P

  14. Haha! But I DID mean the Joker from Batman! We're best friends, didn't you hear? :D

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    How can I massage your brain? :lol: A riddle? I'll give you an easy one then. Who's the most charming guy on BZ? (His name starts with an "m.")

  15. Oh, I don't know if it's a real cartoon or anything! The Joker just likes to call me an ogre, so I found a funny pic of one to use as a personal pic. :P Dexter lab? Now I know what kind of TV shows you watch! :chicken:

  16. I'd like to amend my previous comment: replace level of attractiveness with quantity of pics posted. Because after you see eight trillion pics of the same girl, as some BZ members are doing (for attention?), you realize they're pretty average. And very annoying.

  17. Thanks! I think it suits my BZ persona. :P

  18. :laugh: Why on earth do you want it? *looks for link*

  19. Sweet seduction made you a thread? That's the most random thing I've heard so far for the new year! :rofl:

  20. Is it just me, or is there a direct corrolation between the attractiveness of the girls posting pics and the level of patheticness of the guys who respond to them? I mean, some of these guys act like they've never seen a girl before. :ninja:

  21. Hey, according to my time zone, it's your b-day today! So happy b-day, Irene! :P

  22. Where have you been lately? I haven't seen you around! :(

  23. Ken!!! You have to come vote in the SISE model competition! Marisa's going to lose because she's an American! :chicken:

  24. What place have they taken over? Do you need help? :knives:

  25. Must. Not. Think. BZers. Are Morons. Arghhhh! *fails*

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