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Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit 2023 - UHQ (Part 1) If reposting, please credit BZ, thanks

You guys are in for a treat... Somehow the pics get worse in UHQ. I'm uploading them atm, so give it some times, pictures are big

Gotta let this happen as well.... Better yet, Kris AND Caitlyn. Stunning and brave....

I'm still waiting for my person of short stature to grace the cover. If MJ doesn't represent ALL types she's a bigot! We also could user an older gent, so get on it MJ!~

Martha Stewart is a cranky cuntity fucking bitch who went to Camp Cupcake for Insider Trading, so I'm shocked MJ would feature a woman so loathed for being HORRIBLE to her staff, who went to prison, is a downright bitch to most of her own family unless you kiss her royal ass, plus she acts so uppity that she shits diamonds with how tight assed she is. She has a couple of decent pictures, but this is yet another MJ gimmick. "Oldest woman on the cover of an SI magazine"

I particularly like that most of the pictures make the models look like they're suffering from jaundice. There's just much copper, brown, gold & yellow tons in the pictures ... which are great Autumn colors, but for a swimsuit shoot? nope ^^ Jaundice If I had to find pictures that didn't annoy me.... these are them at first glance, might be more but I'm unwilling to go searching at this point lol Hides that fact she has negative waistline and looks unfit. 70's short shorts! One of the few pictures I've found that feels like a throw back to the 90's/Early 2000's Cute tushy, the face is a whole other issue..... she looks young in a way that makes me feel uncomfy. The pic itself hides that face that she's shaped like Hailey with no waistline. On the fence with this one, however the sun is trying to burn my retinas through the fucking screen so it makes me less inclined to like it.

Favorite Pictures this year?

Yumi Nu ..... o.o

Olivia Ponton

Athlete - Olivia Dunne

Marquita Pring

Lorena Duran

Leyna Bloom ....no

Katie Austin

Kamie Crawford

Jasmine Sanders

Hailey Clauson

Georgina Burke

Duckie Thot

Christen Harper

Camille Kostek

Athlete - Angel Reese