No.

You have been crying this morning?

No...thank goodness!!!

Drank any caffeinated beverages today?

Nope

Encountered any bad drivers today?

Yes. In fact everyday!

Taken a bath/shower within the last 24 hrs?

Yes

Texted someone today?

Yes

Played a prank on someone today?

Nope, but thanks for the reminder :evil:

Listened to a song via iTunes?

Yes

Brought something you did not need just b/c you were bored?

No.

Are you an insomniac?

Yes

Had any candy today?

Nope please pass on by a box of Kit-Kat Pinky :Dinah:

Used profanity today?

^ Unfortunately chocolates have been making me sick recently But thanks for offering

No...not yet. I use profanity every single f*cking day (Y)...Oh, I think it now officially a "yes". Thanks!

Experienced road rage in the past 24 hrs?

Yes

Have you ever run away from home?

No

Do you have an ipad?

No

Do you like bacon?

Like isn't enough to describe my passion for it

Are you watching any TV series at the moment?

Yes.

Are you eating or drinking something at this moment?

I'm chewing gum.... I guess yes? xD

Are you gonna watch the Victoria's Secret fashion show?

No

Have you ever played golf?

No.

Ever had candy for breakfast?