BIG TIME

are you a Soccer fan?

you mean football? yep (i call soccer, football because football in america is stupid and makes no sense.)

are you american?

no

half asian - half european

are you?

Yes

Are you waiting for something?

yes

are you?

Yes, waiting for my bathing suit to come in the mail.

Are you lazy?

no

are you bored?

Yes

Are you a cat person or dog person?

doggy dog person

are you scared to die?

Yeah

Do you wonder what your purpose in life is?

yes

are you in love with someone far from you?

Nope

Are you taking medication?

yes, all my life

are you?

No

Are you easily scared?

NO

are you happy at the moment?

Yep

Are you?

yes

are you cold there?

no

are you sweaty?

No

Are you doing something else right now?

yep

are you going to the airport anytime soon?