No, of course I'm not. What could ever make you think that  

 

Are you procrastinating washing the dishes?  

yes

 

are you the dishes?

No  

 

Are you the best cook ever?  

Yes

 

are the cod wars winner?

23 minutes ago, Myfashexp said:

Yes

 

 

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No  

 

Are you having a good weekend?  

Yes, I was working at Congress and it was very interesting. 

 

Are you watching some film?

No

 

Are you planning the night out?

Nope, but I might go to the grocery store later though.

 

Are you a fan of light kisses on your neck?

I'm not telling you

 

are you a nutella fan?

I've never had Nutella.

 

Are you listening to Guns n' fucking Roses right now?  

No I'm watching football. I hope you enjoy the concert and Axl is not a douche.

 

Are you excited right now?

No

 

Aer you a drummer?

No

 

Are you an accepting person?

Yes

 

Are you having your laptop on your lap?

No

 

Are you funny?

No

 

are you planning to retire before 50?

No

 

Are you a fan of pita bread?

Yes

 

are you taking medication on a daily basis?

No

 

Are you washing clothes right now?

No

 

Are you talking to your parents on a daily basis?