Obviously  

 

Are you inventing fugues?  

No ... I did this when I was little

 

are you short of superlatives to describe your awesomeness?

 

 

 

Yes, of course  

 

Are you? 

Oh for sure

 

 

Are you sleepy atm?

No

 

Are you thinking faster than the speed of light?

 

 

Yes   

 

Are you moving faster than sound?  

yes

 

are you the fastest, strongest, more powerful male in South America?

Yes  

(Me saying this doesn't make it necessarily true  )

 

Are you a genius?  

Spoiler

I'm not telling you

 

are you the paragon of modesty?

 

Evidently  

 

Are you the paragon of not answering? 

Yes

 

are you wearing blue jeans?

Yes.

 

Are you not wanting to wash the dishes?   

 

Yes

 

are you a farm owner?

Yes

 

are you interesting in science?

yes

 

are you the guy Alessandra Ambrosio is cheating on her husband with?

I wish  

 

 

Are you a Queen of The Stone Age?

Spoiler

 

 

No

 

are you a chauvinistic male pig?

Of course not  

 

Are you a mule?   

No ..........bitch  

 

are you a combination of mule, pig and worm?

 

 

 

No

 

are you a pregnant dog (bitch)?