Yes

 

are you drop dead gorgeous?

Maybe. I know I'm not ugly though.

 

Are you?

I'm not telling you

 

are  you a billionaire?

I knew that was coming.

 

Far from it and take away 6 zeroes.

 

Are you BZing in different tabs?

I have a zillion tabs open

 

are you a multitasking freak?

Yes

 

Are you?

yes

 

are you a better bencher than squatter?

Yes

 

Are you famous?

No

 

are you the son of the cook in the palace of the duke?

Nope

 

Are you excited that BZ is about to crash?

is it?

 

Are you depressed summer is gone?

Yes

 

Are you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?   See my avatar.

No

 

Are you watching some video?

No

Are you planning to move to another state/country? 

No

 

Are you watching some film?

No

 

are you using a laptop?

No

 

are you a fast learner?

No

 

Are you in love?

No

 

Are you changing your shampoo frequently?

Used to. I am sticking with what dermatologist recommend me. 

 

Are you addicted to drugs pills?