Yes and no

 

are you polite with kids?

Yes and no. Sometimes I have to be real with them though.

 

Are you?

yes

 

are you always on the chew?

Nope.

 

Are you a slave to the grind?

I dunno

 

Are you an opera fan?

I never been.

 

Are you having a good day?

mediocre

 

are you talking with your parents daily?

Yes

 

Are you?

No

 

are you popular with girls?

No because I never go to bars or clubs because I don't like that stuff.

 

Are you popular with men?

I'm not telling you

 

are you innovative?

Boo!

 

Yes

 

Are you?

Yes ...... but way better in copy-paste

 

are you stretching every day?

 

No, I need to though.

 

Are you a fan of laptop computers?

I prefer desktops ... that said laptops are a necessity

 

are you having a big breakfast every single day?

Yes

 

Are you BZing in bed?

it may happen ......usually I do other stuff

 

are you a fan of the paperless office?

Yes

 

Are you good at explaining things to people with no prior knowledge of what you're explaining?

No

 

are you a buff dude?

Yeah... kind of.

 

Are you an Amazon?