Yes

 

 

Are you fighter?

In the widest sense yes ....... I'm not an athlete in fighting sports

 

 

are you oily skinned?

No

 

 

Are you pure perfection?

Yes

No

 

are you doing the housecleaning in the weekends?

Yes sunday is the day

 

 

Are you a good chef?

No

 

are you living in messy house you put in order only when you expect guests

like me?

No 

 

 

Are you a fan of extreme sports?

Yes. For the previous question. No for extreme sports.

Are you a good friend?

Yes

 

Are you feeling comfortable socializing with much older persons?

Yes

 

 

Are you a good person? 

Yes

 

are you cocky about something you succeed to do or something you have?

You're not a good person! You don't want to help Lebron with his pimples

 

No

 

Are you selfish?

 

Some times

 

are you easy to open to people you just met?

No

 

 

Are you? 

No

 

Are you popping your ass or it gets popped on its own initiative?

Holy sh*t! 

I will not dignify that question with a response
 
Are you trying out any new sports this year?

I will not dignify that question with a response

this translates into "I'm popping my ass" .... some guys do that

 

 

Yes

 

Are you running on a daily basis?

Does running away from your problems count?  

 

Are you sick of the weather?

No

 

Are you thinking of a major change in your life?