Extremely complex

 

Are you the paragon of masculinity?

No, I am a very tiny loser.

 

Are you going to change your avi soon?  Because it frightens me.

No .... I don't mind it scares you

 

are you going to get marry any time soon?

Nope.

 

Are you going to move to a different city soon?

No

 

are you a conceited rich boy?

Who me?  You were closer with your other put downs

 

Are you a supporter of the Grey Wolves like Adriana Lima?

No

 

Are you born American?

I could only be born in the greatest country on Earth.

 

Are you from Italy?

No

Are you going out today

No

 

Are you engaged to be married?

Why buy the cow when I can get the milf for free?

 

Are you developing magical powers as you age?

No

Are you addictive to bellazon.com

yep

 

Are you more likely to die of heart disease or breast cancer or getting in a car accident?

No accidents or murder thx

 

Are you going to wake up early tomorrow?

eggnog

Are you going to wake up early tomorrow?

No b/c I already did. 6AM.

 

...going to have a great day today?

No

 

 

Are you alcoholic?

No

 

are you the youngest of your siblings?

Yes

 

Are you addicted to internet porn?

No

 

are you full of pimples ?