I wish.

Are you high right now?

Of course No i'm not

Are you looking forward to something?

No.

Are you going on a date soon?

No

Are you?

Yes

Do you read books a lot?

Not really.

Are you hungry?

Nope.

Are you laughing at this?

Haha yes

Are you sad?

At the moment, no.

Are you afraid of spiders?

No.

Are you a garden gnome?

Nope.

Are you a mailbox?

One of my many forms

are you human?

Nope.

Are you "out-of-this-world"?

Nope

are you going to be a giraffe when your older?

Not a giraffe, a panda.

Are you best friends with a cross-dressing rhino?

Cross Dressing Gazelle.

Are you wacky?

Me? Nooooo....

Are you considerably crazy?

Only as much as you think i am

Are you eating?

No, I'm actually not.

Are you listening to music right now?

Stones :blueeyedbaby:

are you gonna reply to my last message?