chiva474128 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 I've always been a fan of "Your momma..." jokes. Post some of your favorites here. For starters:Yo Momma's so fat that when God said, "Let There Be Light", he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way.Yo Momma's so fat she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.Yo mamma's so fat, her blood type is Hostess!Yo mamma's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.Yo momma's so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 um your mom is so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[solo] Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Yo momma is so fat she has her own zip code Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 your momma so poor that when i came to ring the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and said DING DONG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmech Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Your momma is like Home Depot... 10 cents a screwYour momma is just like a bowling ball. You pick her up, put your fingers in her, throw her down the gutter, and she always comes back for more.Your momma is like a shotgun. Three cocks and she blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 i love your mother jokes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 lol......those were good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[solo] Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cs2 Posted December 23, 2004 Share Posted December 23, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted December 24, 2004 Share Posted December 24, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltar Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 yo mama so short every time she farts it burns her neckyo mama so fat she can't wear her malcolm x jacket because helicopters try to land on her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katgirl Posted December 26, 2004 Share Posted December 26, 2004 haha those were a good laugh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chiva474128 Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.Yo mama's so poor, she chased down the garbage truck with her shopping list.Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 you guys are bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 from Malibu's Most Wanted:Yo Mama's So Ugly She's Only Been Married Once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks she blows and gets laid in the closet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 haha.....cumon guest j up the site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 your mama...is actually a man!i'm no good at this. I'm too white and British. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 how about...Your mama has the whole alphabet of hepatitus infections!!!And she's ugly!!!That'll teach 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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