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I've always been a fan of "Your momma..." jokes. Post some of your favorites here. For starters:

Yo Momma's so fat that when God said, "Let There Be Light", he told your momma to move her fat ass out of the way.

Yo Momma's so fat she was walking down the street, I swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.

Yo mamma's so fat, her blood type is Hostess!

Yo mamma's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.

Yo momma's so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.

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Your momma is like Home Depot... 10 cents a screw

Your momma is just like a bowling ball. You pick her up, put your fingers in her, throw her down the gutter, and she always comes back for more.

Your momma is like a shotgun. Three cocks and she blows

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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