Neils von Zeppelin Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 According to an American proverb " The only difference between children and adults is the size of their toys " .... And you .... What are your favorite Toys ? .... The little black dress .... Sneakers trainers .... Bicycle .... Sunglasses .... A magnum of Champagne ... Ice cream .... Aspirin .... Chocolate .... No limits .... A mansion .... A super yacht .... A private jet .... Saint Barthélemy .... The next i Mac Pro .... A Rolls Royce .... A Lamborghini Aventador S a bargain 500.000 USD .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 My dildos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stromboli1 Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 ^How many dildos do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkjk Posted July 5, 2017 Share Posted July 5, 2017 2 hours ago, frenchkiki said: My dildos When I saw the thread title, I knew this was where the thread would go. I just want to thank you for getting there in the second post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 You're welcome dear. I am trying as best as I can to keep a very high standard at BZ 3 hours ago, Stromboli1 said: ^How many dildos do you have? 6. 7 if you are adding my bottle of shampoo. 8 if you are adding this 9 if a man can be considered as a dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 2 hours ago, jkjk said: When I saw the thread title, I knew this was where the thread would go. I just want to thank you for getting there in the second post. Quite honestly I was expecting hidden white text to say "sex toy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkjk Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 4 minutes ago, frenchkiki said: You're welcome dear. I am trying as best as I can to keep a very high standard at BZ I thought it might take the thread a while to get to that inevitable response. I generally appreciate when someone skips the nonsense and gets to an inevitable response quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neils von Zeppelin Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 You will definitely think that " my innocence ", my great naivety .... Is very close to dark stupidity .... By the time I started I was not thinking about " sex toys " .... It must be a lack of practice .... !! ... ?? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neils von Zeppelin Posted July 6, 2017 Author Share Posted July 6, 2017 I posted a photograph of Devon Windsor for .... "The National Bikini Day " .... May or may not be .... This will cheer me up .... !! .... ?? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 18 hours ago, frenchkiki said: You're welcome dear. I am trying as best as I can to keep a very high standard at BZ 6. 7 if you are adding my bottle of shampoo. 8 if you are adding this 9 if a man can be considered as a dildo You're not a real woman if you don't have one of these is this what you make your suitors weaR? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 I m a real woman I guess Isn't it for napkin? A coq for a cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted July 6, 2017 Share Posted July 6, 2017 3 hours ago, frenchkiki said: I m a real woman I guess Isn't it for napkin? A coq for a cock? Yep!!!!! for 9: besides wee weee, a man's caressing hands and his lips too? maybe toes on your sensitive areas knee??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neils von Zeppelin Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 I am really sorry .... And completely lost .... !!! .... ??? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Me too As I don't care about owning things it's hard for me to say what is my favorite growing up toys. My computer is one. And my juicer And no!!!!! A juicer is not something sexual! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 lost where? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neils von Zeppelin Posted July 7, 2017 Author Share Posted July 7, 2017 It is very worrying .... Very disturbing .... I become aware of .... I am a pig ignorant of beauty care .... !! .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 hours ago, Cult Icon said: lost where? can please both women and men! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cult Icon Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 On 7/7/2017 at 0:26 PM, frenchkiki said: can please both women and men! You like getting drilled in the ear??? or armpit???!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted July 9, 2017 Share Posted July 9, 2017 Nope-ity, nope, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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