lazy01001 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ahaha! Awesome, I've been waiting for more people to talk in here. Anyone who has a helicopter that can fit in a few suitcases is awesome in my book. Indy would probably pick up the wrong suit case first and a huge rock would come out of nowhere and crush him and his stupid whip back to the age of the aztecs!/screw indy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magus Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 considering indy lived around the 40's, he probably wouldn't even know how to start building the suitcase-chopper ...i wanna see MacGyver with Q's gadgetswith Q's inventions and MacGyver's imagination ... whoa ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Q would end up quitting his job, as macgyver would reduce the need for high tech gadgetry. They could always stock the gadget room full of gum,toothpics, swiss army knives, some cushion springs, cardboard tubing, toothbrushes, hair combs, tin foil...the list could go on... They might as well just buy a grocery store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 it would be like A CT Yankee In King Arthur's Court, in reverse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 pretty much, but think of all the low budget explosions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 what, like making a book of matches burst into flames? oooooooo, sweeeeeeeeet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 HELL YEA! You totally got it man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 VILLAIN 1: Let's just charge in there, man, he's just A MAN.VILLAIN 2: Look, first, don't use the same word twice in a sentence, it makes you seem like a phillistine. Second, he's got a can of Coke.VILLAIN 1: But he's only got one can. One can!VILLAIN 2: But he's been shaking it up for an. awfully. long. time.VILLAIN 1: Oh, I didn't --VILLAIN 3: LEEEEEEROY MMMMJENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!Villain 3 charges in, followed a few steps behind by Villains 1 + 2. Suddenly, Bondguyver unleashes the can of Coke on all three of them. A horrific explosion of caramel-colored sugar-water overwhelms all three villains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Just then, a candle's flame eats away at the string holding up a large net. The villain, puzzled by the mesh of fabric which has fallen from over head, join together in a cacophony of screams and grunts as they wave their tangled hands about in fear and confusion. Hours later, they have given up and killed each other from the fear of the otehr men using up all the oxygen in the net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiammifero Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Indy of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 VILLAIN 1: Let's just charge in there, man, he's just A MAN.VILLAIN 2: Look, first, don't use the same word twice in a sentence, it makes you seem like a phillistine. Second, he's got a can of Coke. VILLAIN 1: But he's only got one can. One can! VILLAIN 2: But he's been shaking it up for an. awfully. long. time. VILLAIN 1: Oh, I didn't -- VILLAIN 3: LEEEEEEROY MMMMJENKINS!!!!!!!!!!! Villain 3 charges in, followed a few steps behind by Villains 1 + 2. Suddenly, Bondguyver unleashes the can of Coke on all three of them. A horrific explosion of caramel-colored sugar-water overwhelms all three villains. Thank god I wasn't drinking when I read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 even luckier that I didn't insert you into the story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 I was. I thought I was villain 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 just because you're belgian and I'm half-french, doesn't mean that I will always want to stick you in the role of Complete Idiot. that's what people from Liechtenstein are for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 But my cousin is from Liechtenstein! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 ah, I get it.ok, a Belgian's cousin walks into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauline Posted July 17, 2006 Author Share Posted July 17, 2006 Indy of course. you, me , Indy grouphug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 tsk tsk tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pauline Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 (edited) , though he's losing. Edited July 19, 2006 by Pauline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 let's hope Bond's one-liners improve with the next movie. because Indy has a big edge in the lack of corniness dept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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