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Top ten porn movies- for you Dave!

1. The Sheik

2. Opening Of Misty Beethoven

3. Tiffany Minx

4. Barbara Broadcast

5. Virgin and the Lover

6. Centerspread Girls

7. Amanda By Night

8. Devil in Miss Jones

9. Passages series

10. Holly Does Hollywood

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Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't

10. Have you looked through her briefs?

9. He's one hard judge!

8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.

6. Is it a penal offense?

5. Better leave the handcuffs on.

4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!

3. Can you get him to drop his suit?

2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

1. Think you can get me off?

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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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Top 10 Worst Presidential administrations in the last 100 years:

1. Herbert Hoover

2. Lyndon Johnson

3. George W. Bush

4. Barack Obama

5. Bill Clinton

6. Ronald Reagan

7. Jimmy Carter

8. Calvin Coolidge

9. George H.W Bush

10. Richard Nixon

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Top 10 Worst Presidential administrations in the last 100 years:

1. Herbert Hoover

2. Lyndon Johnson

3. George W. Bush

4. Barack Obama

5. Bill Clinton

6. Ronald Reagan

7. Jimmy Carter

8. Calvin Coolidge

9. George H.W Bush

10. Richard Nixon

i would disagree about Nixon. yes he got resigend in disgrace, BUT he got our tropps out of nam, also opened channels to china as well. yes his last act was that of a cheat, but does that mean we overlook his good deeds he did?

i'd probably have his stooge, er, i mean his replacement Ford in that spot, IMO.

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Top 10 Worst Presidential administrations in the last 100 years:

1. Herbert Hoover

2. Lyndon Johnson

3. George W. Bush

4. Barack Obama

5. Bill Clinton

6. Ronald Reagan

7. Jimmy Carter

8. Calvin Coolidge

9. George H.W Bush

10. Richard Nixon

i would disagree about Nixon. yes he got resigend in disgrace, BUT he got our tropps out of nam, also opened channels to china as well. yes his last act was that of a cheat, but does that mean we overlook his good deeds he did?

i'd probably have his stooge, er, i mean his replacement Ford in that spot, IMO.

Well, Nixon is an interesting character, but I was running out of presidents...

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Marx was brilliant but :clobber: I would love to clobber him

Yeah, out of all the economists he was by far the most scary smart. The problem with Marxism is not so much with the diagnosis, but the solution :)

agreed. good on paper, but impossible to make a reality it seems

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Come to think of it, you're right about Ford - he was kind of an empty suit. He spent his later years on boards and so forth- and played a mean game of golf.

He helped get Greenspan into the Federal Reserve, so that was pretty bad..

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Top 3 Best Presidential administrations in the last 100 years:

1. Franklin D. Roosevelt

2. Dwight D. Eisenhower

3. Harry S. Truman

:p Only have 3

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

he was a puppett. nothing more. jsut like LBJ

Lyndon B. Johnson was a bad president and...if you've heard his conversations with Robert McNamara on the war in the Vietnam....his lack of military knowledge was frankly scary. One of his statements about Vietnam: (If I remember correctly) "The Game Now, is in the Fourth Quarter, and it's 78 to Nuthin'. Well, I'm scared to death of puttin' our boys in there but I'm even more frightin' about losing a bunch of planes to bad security"

Johnson was a ridiculously good Senator though, probably the most cunning in US history....He was truly the "Master of the Senate" ;)

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