can't you hear them chanting the Rock's name?

for LMS

Okay, hold on:

Dwayne Johnson has been the love of my life since I was seven. He was the guy who got me love wrestling, and once he left, so did I. He gets me to watch all of his crap movies and the ones that aren't so crap... If I had enough time, I'd sit here and ramble on and on like some sick twisted stalker freak (that I am).

He is going to marry me.

He just doesn't know it yet.