No.

Have you ever been in a submarine?

No

Have you ever burnt yourself on a stove?

Ow, I burnt my hand... at night.

Have you ever burnt easy mac in a microwave?

No

Have you ever been curb stomped?

Nope.

Have you ever stolen from a conveinence store?

No

Have you ever worn shorts while it was snowing?

Nope.

Have you ever worn a winter jacket to the beach?

No

Have you ever listened to Camel?

No.

Have you ever lied to someone by telling them they look good when they don't?

No

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever downloaded a file so big it took all day ?

Nope.

Have you ever spent all day watching a James Bond marathon?

No, I don't like Bond films.

Have you ever had a mystical vision ?

Yup.

Have you ever spontaneously combusted in the middle of the street?

No

Have you ever had to be rescued by coast guards ?

No. But that sounds pretty cool.

Have you?

Yes

Have you ever had a surgery ?

Very close but i don't think so.

Have you ever seen a real life panda?

Chaa. It was awesome.

Have you rode on the back of a Dodo bird?

No

Have you ever touched a snake ?