I spent my money for life in a second. 

 

Have you ever forgotten to pay a bill ?

yes

 

have you ever attacked a guy ... kiss him and then run and hide?

No

Have you ever amputated a person

No

Have you ever beat someone a blue eye?

No

Have you ever beat someone a blue eye?

No

Have you ever beat someone a blue eye?

No

 

Have you ever kissed a frog and transformed him into a prince ?

No

Have you ever played with your private parts

Yes.  I play dress up.

 

Have you ever seen a double rainbow?

No

 

 

Have you ever been serious?

Yes :evil: .... No

 

Have you ever made meth?

Literally in a lab? .... Yes

personal use .... No

 

Have you ever drunk 16 beers in a row?

Over the course of many hours, yes.

 

Have you ever paid for sex?

 

No

 

Have you ever did that?

Who me?  Of course not!

 

Have you ever preyed upon a drunk person?

No

 

Have you ever had a serious illness ?

^ liar

 

No, only silly ones

 

Have you ever read a book from the 19th century?

Yes

 

Have you ever been in love with a French girl?

No

 

 

Have you ever played beer pong?

No

Have you ever been home sick?