Rogue Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I say: just give just give me a hint on how you would get a girl to make out with you. How is it hard?Person says: u have to talk her into itI say: like "hey, let's make out"Person says: nahh, LOL...never happend like thatI say: come on baby please... i'm desperatePerson says: why?I say: Lmao.. noo I meant would you say thatPerson says: ohhh, no then but i would get slapped, so thats not my technicand this, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you get bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ed: I can't sleep! Help me! I'm a freakin' insomniac ed: ... ed: why do I bother talking to myself? ed: ... ed: SHUT UP!!! :anger: ed: ... ed: I hate you too ed: ... and incase you're confused, I'm ed... ...and ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalSin Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 cindy: i think its funni how they said azn guys hav hairless arms n boney asscindy: im lyk yeap... tru truKingSupra22: sure it is....cindy: anthony u kno ur one ob them!cindy: lolKingSupra22: no im notcindy: yes u are......KingSupra22: you haven't even seen my ass how would you know....?cindy: cuz im good at calculating lyk datKingSupra22: pshh you have bad calulations thencindy: u kno u hav a boney ass shaddup.. lol stop arguing... muh calculatios are always riteKingSupra22: ha! u haven't seen an ass until you have seen mine, my ass belongs in like a muesum or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted March 29, 2006 Share Posted March 29, 2006 ...museum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 sorry ed, but i am a little dyslexic. and aim doesn't have a spell check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted March 31, 2006 Share Posted March 31, 2006 hahahaha sorry... I didn't mean to correct you, I wasn't even aware that it was spelt incorrectly I just found the idea of an ass museum amusing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted April 6, 2006 Share Posted April 6, 2006 this one is pretty funny, the end of this one is scary though. at least for me. and sorry if this offends anyone. the animal cruelty part. i was just giving her a hard time.Charlene: i hate how people beat up animals. cruelty to animals is so wrongKingSupra22: yea it sucks but what you going to do about it?Charlene: u should get me 1 of those doggiesKingSupra22: no i don't want an ugly ass dog running around.Charlene: aww dats so mean. ur a big meanieKingSupra22: sorry im a shallow person, i like my women pretty and my dogs healthy.Charlene: n u say dat im mean....KingSupra22: yes you are mean, but got a question for youKingSupra22: if there was a cow that could could get rid of world hunger, but you had to hit it with a bat a few times to learn the secret. would you do it?Charlene: no dats so mean.KingSupra22: so you would let millions of people die, just because you dont want to hurt a stupid cow that would probably die the next day because of mad cow diease?...Charlene: nooooooo dats meanKingSupra22: you're weird and freaking retarded. it's jsut a stupid cow, there's like 50 million more in the world.Charlene: awww well now dat u said dat ur gonna take me to da mall to go buy a puppy.KingSupra22: what!!!! i don't have any money for a dogCharlene: well dats to badCharlene: im training uCharlene: ur my future hubbie in training.and there's a big silence.... i'm scared guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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