Guilty

Refused to accept someone's authority ?

Guilty

Trying to out run the police?

Not Guilty.

Made a rude comment about someone out of jelousy?

not guilty

Spanked a child?

Not guilty. Got smacked in the face though. Think I hate that more <_<

Told your friend that dress/jeans/shirt looked great when it really didn't?

guilty

Let your friend go out with holes in their pants and didn't say anything?

Not guilty. I'm the irritating one that stares and points at it.

Cheated on a school test?

Not guilty

Dated two people at the same time ?

Not guilty

Ever forget a very important persons birthday?

My brother's

Prepared a presentation at the last minute ?

Guilty

Ever stolen from a friend?

Not guilty

Started working only when your boss came in your office ?

Guilty

Ever egged someone's house?

Not guilty

Didn't take a good piece of advice ?

Guilty

Given bad advice on purpose?

Not guilty

Listened to loud music late at night ?

Guilty

Ever stolen money from your job?

Not Guilty

Controlled someone ?

Guilty.

Forced someone to clean your room for you?

Guilty

Forced someone to tell you something/secret ?