Not guilty

Laughed during a minute silence ?

Guilty.

Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend?

Not guilty.

Dumped your bf/gf via a text message?

Not guilty.

Spread a rumor about your boyfriend/girlfriend behind their back?

I have spread rumours, but not about a gf or bf

Slapped someone for no reason?

Not guilty. I always have a reason for slapping someone.

Kicking a male in the... (Ya know) :|?

guilty.

Slapping someone's butt

Not guilty, but, I have been slapped in the but!

Threw food at someone from behind?

Guilty

Sent a text to the wrong person ?

All the time.

Accidentally deleted someone from your msn/yahoo?

Totally.

Prank called an older neighbor?

Not guilty

Forgot someone's name ?

Guilty.

Completely bombed a test?

Guilty

Made fun of someone's weigh ?

Guilty

Ran a red light?

Guilty

Lied under oath

Not guilty

Forgot someone's b-day?

Guilty, I totally forgot my brother's birthday this year

Didn't defend a friend in a difficult situation ?

Not guilty

Forgotten Mother's Day?

guilty

a Birthday