Not guilty

Farting in public but pretending it wasn't you? LOL.

Not guilty

Laughed at an inappropriate moment

Guilty

Stealing someone's clothes after PE lesson?

Not guilty

Throwing food in the garbage ?

^very guilty

ever slandered someone horribly to find out they were right behind you?

Oh so guilty

Telling someone he/she has nice clothes when you actually hate them?

Guilty

Stayed in bed all day ?

Ha, every vacation

Farted then blamed someone else?

Not guilty

Let your dog poop on the sidewalk ?

Guilty

Robbed a bank?

Not guilty

Forgot to change your clock ?

Guilty

Stole someone's pen?

Not guilty

Forgot to return books at the library in time ?

Guilty.

Borrowed something from a friend and forgot to return it?

Guilty

Broke up with someone for no reason at all?

Not Guilty

Double Dipping?

Not guilty

Forged a signature ?

Guilty

Skimmed someone?

Guilty

Took credit for someone else work?

Not guilty

Stole someone's dog?