Not guilty. I haven't yet got a speed ticket on my bicycle  

 

Use a heavy workout as an excuse to eat a family size pizza in one sitting?  

1 hour ago, Stormbringer said:

Use a heavy workout as an excuse to eat a family size pizza in one sitting?  

this is my usual portion  ..... anyway in principle guilty

 

staying lazy at bed for ages after waking up?

Guilty

 

Getting caught by your parents while masturbating?

guilty 

 

using cold weather as an excuse to cheat on your bike with a car?  

 

I managed to phase it as a crime

Not guilty, I don't even own a bike

 

 

Stealing money from your parents to buy stuff you actually didn't need at all?

Not guilty.

 

Feeling good after purposely making fun of someone?

Not guilty

 

 

Lying to your partner? 

Guilty

 

Choosing your friends over family?

Guilty 

 

 

Hacked someone's computer? 

Not guilty

 

Stole your friends girlfriend/boyfriend?

Not guilty

 

Driving after boozing?

Not guilty

 

Using all the hot water so the person who has to shower after you has to take a cold shower?  

Guilty  

 

breaking in your own house b/c you forgot the keys? 

Not guilty

 

Eating someone else's food at work and not replacing it?

Not guilty

 

not watching when the one and only goal is scored in a football game?

 

Not guilty

 

Stealing from a store?

not guilty

 

not turning off your tv for hours though you are not watching?

Guilty - I'm lucky my Xbox One turns off my tv if it sits idol for too long.

 

Physically fought with a friend?

not guilty 

 

using physical force instead of arguments? 

Guilty - I used rational arguments until they became a danger to themselves.

 

Have you ever been arrested?