Guilty 

 

Being expelled from a class? 

Guilty

Snoozing your alarm more than 5x in the morning?

Not guilty

Forgot your best friend's birthday?

Not guilty

 

 

Ever get hit in the head by apples while picking them from a tree?

Not guilty

 

being rude to the waiter for being late?

Guilty

Giving a customer a hard time because you don't understand their foreign accent

Not guilty

Spend too much money during christmas?

Guilty

 

Woke up not knowing where you were?

Guilty

Left someones birthday without saying goodbye?

not guilty

 

forgetting important anniversaries?

Not guilty

 

Watched a whole tv series in a week?

Not guilty

Losing at poker?

guilty

 

having a cheat meal every single day?

Not guilty

 

Been to work/school in your pyjama?

Not guilty

 

Wearing too much make up at work

Not guilty

 

Dropped your phone in the toilet? 

Not guilty

 

being judgmental with the elderly?

Not guilty 

 

Been over sensitive for everything 

Not guilty 

 

Consuming huge amount of food just because you are bored?

Guilty 

 

Having to pee for more than 10x a day?