Not guilty

 

kidnap a man and brainwash him to be your sex slave?

Not guilty

 

 

Lied to your online friends about pimples?

 

Dammit! :|

 

kidnap a man and brainwash him to be your sex slave?

 

 No but I do like Jeffery Dahmer.

 

Accused other people of crimes that you in fact committed! :|

Not guilty

Lied in court?

Guilty

Telling a kid.what is sex

Not guilty

Abused someone?

Not guilty

 

 

Stalked someone?

Not guilty

Robbed someone?

I rob you little %%#$%$# of your dignity every day.

 

Leaving a child in a hot car for more than 2 hours?

Not guilty

 

Ignoring someone who needed help?

not guilty

 

Blocked someone on bz?

Not guilty

Taking advantage of other people

Not guilty

 

Given somebody the evil eye and then promptly they were befallen by a tragic natural occurrence?

Not guilty

 

Eaten frog legs or some other strange food?

guilty

 

 

say something nice about lebron?

Guilty   I said he's not a bad guy 

 

Would you like to be Lebron's friend?

guilty

 

hunting endangered species?

u guys love me   I knew it  

 

Women aren't an endangered species last I checked

 

Gone through a red light after stopping?

Guilty

Having an affair

Guilty 

 

Lied about knowledge?