Not guilty.

 

Losing your keys and having to change the lock and all?

guilty

 

playing dumb when you don't know what to do?  

Probably guilty  

 

Not washing the dishes for more than a day?

guilty .... another one of my favorites  

 

not making the move on the pretty girl at the gym?

 

 

 

Guilty  

 

Going 50+ km/hr over the speed limit?

guilty  

 

eating the meat and trashing everything else on the dish?  

 

Not guilty  

I do eat the rest too  

 

Eating way, way too much lamb?  

14 hours ago, Stormbringer said:

Eating way, way too much lamb?  

define "way way too much"  

 

with my definition ..... not guilty  

 

not getting an erection and leaving the poor innocent girl without sex?  

 

 

 

 

I'm not a guy so can't answer that  

 

Stealing? 

Not guilty.

 

Taking the subway in the wrong direction and not realizing it until many stops have passed?

 

 

guilty 

 

eating the crust of the bread and trash the crumb?  

Not guilty, but I've seen my sisters do that...

 

Yelling at bad traffic?

Yes .... yelling and swearing.  

 

Ignore the medical professional and diagnose your symptoms yourself? 

 

Spoiler

and surprisingly get much better  

 

Not guilty  

 

Forgotten your luggage at the airport?

Not guilty

 

Sneaked into someone's hotel room and took all the drinks/snack out of their minibar? 

Not guilty

 

Steal some candy?

Yes

 

Have you ever cheated on your taxes?

Not guilty

 

You ever didn't eat because you wanted to be skinnier?

Guilty before I knew about nutrition.

 

Have you ever watched a porno?

Guilty 

 

Eating unhealthy for a whole week?