not guilty

drinked milk from the carton?

Guilty

Ever dine and dash

Not guilty.

Ever shoplifted?

Guilty, I stole some gum when I was a kid

Ever push someone off a boat

Not Guilty

Watched Porn ?

Most people are guilty of that so of course I am!

ever taped yourself in the act

Most people are guilty of that so of course I am!

ever taped yourself in the act

Not guilty

Ever rammed your fist into a wall out of frustration ??

No

Ever kick a man where it counts?

Guilty (it really hurts)

Taking someones chair away as they sit down.

guilty

starting a food fight

Not Guilty (Cant beat a good food fight)

Doing a sickie off work for a hangover

Not guilty

Took off work to go home and be a bum

Guilty

Speed to get home to see a show

Guilty

Had sex on your lunchbreak?

Not Guilty (Honest)

Watching Tv when your suppose to be working

Guilty

Sleep while you're at work

Not Guilty.

Night eating.

Not Guilty

Snoring

Not guilty

ever go cow tipping

Not guilty

Talking in your sleep