heh, guilty

Trapped someone in a closed area?

All the time.

Locked a teacher in his classroom?

Guilty (only once)

Gone a month without shavin?

Guilty, back when I dint shave

Stole someone's cellphone?

Not guilty

Refused to help someone with their homework ?

Guilty.

Walked out of a pool while playing Marco Polo?

Not guilty

Pretended to be insane ?

I don't need to pretend

Chased someone with a dog?

Not guilty

Slapped a total stranger ?

Not guilty

Walked up to a total stranger and pretended to be mad at them?

Guilty

Threatened to kill someone with chopsticks?

Yup. I keep a pair in my back pocket at all times, just in case.

Ever pretended to have a really bad disease, so people would treat you better?

Not Guilty

Bumped into someone on purpose ?

Guilty

Hit someone when you were twice his/her size?

Not guilty

Not paying a parking fee ?

Not guilty

Telling someone you will pay them back, but never actually doing so?

Guilty.

Forgetting to take a book back to the libary and keeping it?

Yup.

Telling the pizza guy that you were getting your money, but never actualy return to pay?

Not guilty

Got the neighbours complaining about late night noise ?

Guilty

Ding-dong-ditched the oldest person in your neighborhood?