one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 (j/k) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 lol uhh.....rawr? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 (we've gone very off-topic) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 lol indeed we have...so ur meaning of life is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 To pass my genes on. That's it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 and have u succeeded? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Nope. I'm 25, so thinking about it though. Not getting any younger (i'm having a quarter-life crisis) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 well at the moment i'm too young for that lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worshipper pa Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 would u be willing to do that? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 To pass my genes on. That's it.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>That's exactly what the aforementioned philosopher said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
one man band Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Good stuff. If it's good enough for ants it's good enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Good stuff. If it's good enough for ants it's good enough for me.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>All male ants have sex. Not all female ants have sex. Most female ants just become soldier ants or worker ants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoltar Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 sounds like a sweet deal for the male ants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindless_oasis Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 not much different with people....jp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 Hatred: The Meaning Of LifeFriday, October 07, 2005Love That HatredI consider myself a psuedo Anthony Robbins, so I will give the reader some self help advice. Stop making friends. Friends are a dime a dozen in the civilized world, you need some enemies.Most people are too nice, and when they finally do make an enemy, they try to make friends with their enemies! I tell you, this is not the way to prosper. Enemies give you a reason to wake up in the morning. There is nothing quite like getting the better of someone you don't like. If you make a few well placed enemies, you can enjoy watching them suffer for the rest of your life, a guaranteed source of entertainment! Most enemies you will get are sub-par, and won't hold a grudge for more than a couple of years. What you need to find is a nemesis, someone you can wake up hating every morning. Even better, hatred gives you motivation and a purpose in life. The best part is that it destroys your humanity, so don't feel bad about getting your arch rival in the office fired.The problem is, most of us don't know how to enemies. We are taught starting in kindergarten to share, care for one another, peace on earth, all that mind scum. It's just brainwashing from the man. So I will give you a few pointers on how to make enemies:1. Words are a very poor form of transmitting thought, but it's all we have. With carefully crafted words (10%) and body language and tone(90%), we can inspire feelings of hatred in everyone around us.2. Find some objects that people bitterly hate, and wear them where ever you go. Let your imagination run wild!3. Start using words that can easily be misinterpreted. Start taking every little thing a person says, and think about it, and warp the words around in your mind. Assume every comment that could mean negative is negative. Pretty soon your version of reality will be filled with hateful comments.4. Find differences in opinion, clothing, hairstyle, music, anything to get fired up over.Soon, you'll have droves of enemies chasing after you!http://philosophyandsatire.blogspot.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 A great philosopher tells me that:"The futility of life is what makes it fun, you can't fuck up.There's no goal that you can miss, except the ones you set for yourself."Life should be without any meaning, that's the only way we can enjoy life to the fullest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worshipper pa Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Life should be without any meaning, that's the only way we can enjoy life to the fullest!I have created a meaning for my life. That just happened. It was a destiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 13, 2005 Share Posted October 13, 2005 Life has no meaning and that's the best part!If life has any meaning, I would have been depressed all the time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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