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LOL I like the shirt and the schitzo one!

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful...provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

"My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

"I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own."

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on a tshirt

if you keep staring, maybe i'll do a trick


i have a shirt that says "keep staring, i might do a trick."

then another shirt that says, "i hear voices and they dont like you."

and of course the line "don't let yourself play the fool" from pledge allegiance by american head charge

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There are all the fcuk shirts whcih are mildly witty. I'm not sure if you get them in USA, but they say things like "love to fcuk" etc.

I saw one that said "JUST FCUK OFF" which made me laugh.

My favourite is "My other ride is your sister", and there's a picture of a cool car.

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