The Joker Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 I hereby give you another damn "cool" situation, prepare your genius-made answers because this's somehow an IQ test, no joke. The thread's name pretty much explains everything!! You are making out with your loved one and OOPSIE, you pass some gas in full option (sound and smell effect). Uh oh, not so sexy now.... how are you gonna get away with this ?!! Laugh it off ?!! Play dumb ?! Kill him/her ?!! I don't know.... Our cool members, share your solutions and when it happens, we're one step ahead in action. I promise not to criticize your answers. In fact, i might give you some good ideas to take note.And folks, this will happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 The international rules of manhood state a man is not permitted to flatulate in the presence of a woman unless he has brought her to climax. If he does fart in front of her, she is officially his girlfriend.That being said, this is what happens if I really like the girl...If making out in bed, quickly pull the covers over her head and keep her there for as long as possible. In many cultures, this is considered more affectionate than saying "I love you". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted November 11, 2007 Share Posted November 11, 2007 TooBoku...your awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 ^^ Haha. I wish I could say I thought of that but those actually are the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted November 12, 2007 Author Share Posted November 12, 2007 Thanks Tooboku. Your advices are gold. I now know it's pure love when someone farts into my face That's it ?!! No more takers ?!! Going once....going twice.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You can always blame it on the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ness Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Ha, didn't you make this thread before? And then it got deleted due to the board crash. Hmm...you seem really concerned about this Joker. Is there something you'd like to share? Hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Heather has bad gas. I should know. She told me it was the fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 i thought it was the fart machine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 Consider farting if you wanna break up with your loved one. It's best for a break-up reason beside "MWahahaha, watch me as i roll in your money, boyfriend" don't you think ?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yours_forever Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Hahaha! You think of the weirdest situations... I don't know why but this made me think of the part in Hairspray where whats-her-face goes down to her dad's(Christopher Walkin) shop cause he's sleeping down there and when he gets up from his "bed" all these far noises start and she's like "dad!" and he says "it's not me!". He made a bed out of Woopie cushions! Then when he got up there was one more and he was like "okay, that one was me". In my house there are tons of animals I could blame it on!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetandlow Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 It could never happen to me...ummm, so-called ladies don't do that. Or at least ladies whose names begin with an "I". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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