Don't cry, you loser

you're duuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

Takin' trips from here to Rome....

You never sing to me...

"Cuz tonight baby,I wanna get freaky with you". ^

I'm gonna write you a song..... ready?

Okay.... here we go.......

Portia, Laffy, Portia...

The clothes you wear always rock,

I think my cat just stole my sock.

You and I would have so much fun,

Doesn't matter snow or sun.

We could shop until we collapse,

Then watch a movie, popcorn in our laps.

I don't know what we would see,

Doesn't matter, cause it would be fun anyway-ee.

Portia, Laffy, Portia

I'm gonna record it... it will be a hit

* Ahem *...and my song is where? ^

Here

Nichelle The Bronx Boooooooooooooombshell!!!

Pretty hot for 34 in her heels and sex appeal,

Driven crazy by silly boys, they want her bad! What's the deal?

It's cause she's cool, hot and sweet, that's how it is, uh huh.

She pip you outta the water, da-do-ah-ah-ah!

She has a pretty white cat that sits on her chest,

making all the boys jealous-est....

nooooo... live I tell you! :persuazn:

Shorty,you KILL me! ^

Damn right.No one can take me out. ^

if I'm the shorty can I call you big mama? or my boo?

Shorty is in da houseeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm likin' Boo. * Boo yah * Big mama sounds like I'm 500 pounds!

Well, shorty sounds like I'm 3 foot

Fergalicious (so delicious)

But I ain't promiscuous.

And if you was suspicious,

All that shit is fictitious.

I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)

That puts them boys on rock, rock.

And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got.

:evil:

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin. I ain't lyin' I'm just stunnin' with my love, glue gunnin'.