maddog107 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 This thread is for intresting questions. Anyways Ill start out.If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?Why is it rain drops, but snow falls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safin83 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 if you try to fail, and succeed, then did you fail or succeed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Why do they put locks on a 24/7 store? (sorry everyones probably heard that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 hummmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 if you try to fail, and succeed, then did you fail or succeed?o shit o shit o shit o shitthats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 old one...we do you park on driveways and drive on parkways? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Snow Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? I can answer this one, it takes a little bit of time to string your ass up for lethal injection. They strap you down, make you all comfortable and then steralize the needles before putting them into your arms. Once it's in your arm they do not immediately inject. There are a few minutes before it happens (because they always do it at the stroke of an hour), in which time the governor may send down a pardon. If this is the case then they remove the needles. If they weren't steralized and they gave you a sickness, you have the legal right to sue the state for negligence. Wouldn't want that would we. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lullaby Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lullaby Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GranGo Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Is a glass half full or half empty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostu Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 why am i wearing a headband right now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 someone runs into the woods, half way into the woods are they running out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safin83 Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 Is a glass half full or half empty? According to an engineer, the glass would be twice as big as it has to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 the question of them all....Why is Neo a jackass?That one had me thinking for three days straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeneyed_lady Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 oh that's an easy one..i've answered it a dozen times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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