Frederick

National Treasure Book of Secrets Press Conference, Beverly Hills, 2nd December Flaunt Rykiel store opening, Paris, 31st January Lastly...

Unicef Gala Calender Photoshoot, 2006

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I kid, I kid!

So just to clarify, the old dude is Natasha's boyfriend, yes?

Ed, are you apart of this supporter campaign to overthrow the Ugly Americans?

England squad to play Switzerland: Goalkeepers: David James (Portsmouth), Scott Carson (Aston Villa), Chris Kirkland (Wigan) Defenders: Wayne Bridge (Chelsea), Ashley Cole (Chelsea), Curtis Davies (Aston Villa), Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Glen Johnson (Portsmouth), Ledley King (Tottenham Hotspur), Nicky Shorey (Reading), Wes Brown (Manchester United), Joleon Lescott (Everton), Micah Richards (Manchester City), Matthew Upson (West Ham United), Jonathan Woodgate (Tottenham Hotspur) Midfielders: Michael Carrick (Manchester United), Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Gareth Barry (Aston Villa), Jermaine Jenas (Tottenham Hotspur), Owen Hargreaves (Manchester United), Joe Cole (Chelsea), Ashley Young (Aston Villa), Stewart Downing (Middlesbrough), Shaun Wright-Phillips (Chelsea), David Bentley (Blackburn Rovers) Forwards: Emile Heskey (Wigan Athletic), Gabriel Agbonlahor (Aston Villa), Michael Owen (Newcastle United), Wayne Rooney (Manchester United), Peter Crouch (Liverpool)

Never a dull day with the transfer window! Its more like 31. The most curious transfer I've seen relates to Alfonso Alves signing for Middlesbrough, from Herenveen. Oh those big sexy January transactions! Meanwhile Villa have been linked with Tottenham alumni Pascal Chimbonda, and wait for it, Wayne Routledge. Oh boy oh boy!

Boucheron Celebrates Its 150th Anniversary, Paris Fashion Week Chanel (smile Karl!), Gala Sidaction 'Dinner de la Mode', Vanity Fair Germany

Italian Vogue - November '07

Looks like Jens Lehmann won't be joining BVB. "Personal reasons". Nothing to do with money. Nope.

I can't believe I forgot to mention our friends in the north, the Toon Army. Poor Big Sam.

What I mean is I went on the site hoping we'd signed some superstar (or Pascal Chimbonda) and instead there was a big headline with Tom Hanks holding up that scarf like we'd just signed him. Then again if he can operate at right-back, who knows? What a crazy year for Henry. Has his divorce going through yet? That'll keep him busy, chasing skirt. So Jurgen's finally leaving Cali, or is he going to fly to training each day? Maybe they'll open that much needed Bavarian-Pacific supersonic expressway.

This was actually the headline yesterday morning on our official website. Its been a rumour for years but to get Hanky Panky to confirm it is nothing but good publicity for us. I mean, the dude was in Punchline, The 'burbs, Turner and Hooch...and all those hits from the '90s. http://www.avfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Elsew...1211947,00.html

Nic Cage's freak out at Buckingham Palace was hilarious, the rest was amiable. Diane looked absolutely incredible throughout, especially in the Oval Office scene.

Chanel event (?) Interview magazine - December '07/January '08

Way back on November 10th yours truly wrote the following: A few months later I read this: My mind is officially blown. Does this mean I have magical powers and stuff?

Guys, here's an exclusive for you. FA Cup, 3rd round draw, 2009: Aston Villa will play Manchester United. And lose. And the BBC will feel compelled to televise it.

"A Great Gatsby" New Years Eve Soiree at the Soho Grand - Polaroids with JJ with Mena Suvari

Dear world, Spurs are the fourth best team in London. Their ties with Arsenal are bound purely by geography, they are not 'rivals' in any competitive sense. Berbatov will leave. They will not be in Europe next season. They are not, and have never been, a big club. Got it, geezer? Nice one, guv'nor. Love, Frederick the Great

All these players I'd forgotten about are all of a sudden getting in amongst the action: Ballack...Eduardo...Saha...Curtis Davies. Bogey team alert! Let us all hope Ronaldo's horrendous missed penalty costs United the title.

I'd say it was a two horse race at this point; I don't see Chelsea being able to sustain a threat and Liverpool won't be able to make up the points they need because they never beat the teams above them. The two turning points in Chelsea's season have both been caused by Villa, which is strangely comforting. The writing was on the wall for Mourinho after the 2-0 defeat and the realities of a team without Terry were exposed for all to see yesterday. Then there's the fact that Cech doesn't look fit, Carvalho is gonna be suspended, Lampard's injured, Drogba's gonna be unavailable for ages, the African Cup of Nations is coming up...the odds looked stacked against them. Special mention for Pizarro, who yesterday was the most woeful player on the pitch by a country mile. I was actually embarrassed for him.