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Toothless Spooder for the cover 2017!

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Thank you, @Pith_Possum!!

Please delete - mistaken identity

"Zaaaaaannnnnnzzzzziiiiibbbaaaaarrrrrr..." I. Love. This. Woman.

YES! Alexis Ren for sure. I would love to see Brooke Buchanon, Yulia Rose, Robin Holzken, Rachel Cook, Jenna Crews, Gabriela Salles...

This is the most self-serving, self-indulgent crap I've ever seen since LeBron's 1-hour special on ESPN to announce he's leaving Cleveland. For me, this year's cover gimmick literally demotes any meaning or legitimacy that was ever involved in a model landing the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue.

^ Agreed. She is so incredibly gorgeous with a great body. If for some insane reason you don't like what you see (to each their own, right), it really is easy enough to stay out of this thread and don't watch her videos on YouTube.

Thanks for all of the adds. Nothing better than an active Barbara thread...and active with photos and not all of the nonsense that seems to find its way here.

Wait...there's someone named Robyn in this issue?

You would think that, PRIOR TO 2016 when they literally ruined it meaning anything at all, being on the cover of SI Swimsuit would have been enough to let her know she already had the absolute perfect body. That WAS the pinnacle of having the perfect body.

Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or was this a bit of an oops? Nudity warning?

I couldn't possibly agree more. Argh...MJ with your BS PC agenda!

The hair's a bit Woodstock circa 1969, but I don't care...she looks phenomenal.

ROFL

A little color rendering helps...

Barbara's videos are so much hotter than the pictures. A few caps... Slight nudity warning

The videos are so much better than the pictures!! Slight Nudity Warning

Officially declaring this Hailey Week.

Mmmm Hmmmm. Agree to everything you said. Gary Coleman - tooooo funny!

Yep. Just yep.

Just saw this. And fell over. Barbara Palvin - Page 791 - Fashion Models - Bellazon_5.mp4.WEBM

As far as the athletes, I'm very, very happy. I've always had a crush on both Caroline and Lindsey, and they didn't disappoint. I love that they're both kinda shy, but went for it with bodypaint anyway. Because it's SI and that means something! (Or used to, anyway). Ronda was much better than I expected.

As per usual, I agree with pretty much every thing you say, Clauds. Only additional notes or differing opinions from my end... Nina - all time fave after Bar R, and she looks amazing. But why so much spray tan? She's orange-brown?! Still...smoking hot. Sizzling. Crissy - I am one of the ones that can't stand Crissy...but she looks damn good this year. I discovered that, much like Jessica Simpson, Crissy on "mute" is a huge improvement. Kelly - I thought Kelly's body this year was amazing, but those bags under her eyes have their own gravitational pull and I can't stop looking at them. Rose, Robin, and Kate B - YAWN. I love Rose's personality, and what a body. But this year, her pictures really suck. Hannah D - from a near-perfect 10 to barely a 3 with that ridiculous operation. I'm so disappointed. Ashley - Looks better in a two-piece, though...her one-piece suits look like they just don't fit. I don't dislike Ashley---she is what she is which is AWESOME for her and other brands---but I abhor what SI is doing to this once-phenomonal annual issue. Her presence brings the entire magazine down. And my 2nd favorite (after Nina), Barbara - looks amazing and beautiful, but those suits are way too boring and conservative. The wet white shirt was her chance to blow the entire rest of the cast away, and there were only a few pictures and all very, very conservative. Oh well, hoping she wins ROTY and is a mainstay for years to come.