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HAHA! Connect

that's just like me I don't really feel awake until 10pm at night

go to sleep you fool! don't let the frozen shrimps bite

you summoned, m'lord?

Do you qualify as a dwarf? don't worry, Kylie Minogue is 5'0 :| You're like me pretty much

That's a really big statement to make. UEFA Cup finals

We're not teasing. As some famous person once said 'He who does not remember the past is doomed to repeat it' We wouldn't want to be attacked by frozen shrimp now would we?

:rofl:

You really think Sneijder is as bad as Mourinho? :shock:

hahahaha yes I am quite lazy but not lazy enough to drop out of uni :trout:

They'd be perfect competitors in my annual wildlife staring competitions :|

I love those things...whatever they're called

yo mamma :|

does anyone want to be my object of distraction... I don't want to study *hides*

I doubt Deco will leave. Barca really need a holding mid, not an attacking one. You mean Barca is signing Mourinho?

it shall be done *bows*

would you like the toast sliced?

The answer is almost as bad as Stuart Pearce :| Ironic. I hear Barca are in the market.

I present you with this blade as well :knives: Please adhere to tradition and accept it with your throat :|

To kill efficiently you must be a zen master and tap into the meaning of life, be one with the universe ...and ensure a clean cut in one of the 6 fatal positions :knives: gut that shrimp :evil:

it's the only way I know how

Diego or Sneijder. Either will be great Newcastle really shouldn't be where they are now if you look at their squad and consider their funds They just lack a good manager, but I doubt Sam will make them any better. Newcastle should be playing an attacking brand of football given their squad (*cough* Liverpool and Chelsea *cough*) but Sam will only make Newcastle play crappy football. I think it will be less about Newcastale succeeding than it will be about seeing whether big Sam will be able to prove himself as a top manager given the appropriate squad and financial backing. Arteta is awesome (Y) Everton can do well but they tend to fall apart whenever they have to participate in Europe HAHA! :evil: They won't have the "Emirates" excuse to fall back on next season but youngsters will always be inconsistent so they'll need to be careful about falling apart on all 4 fronts within one week again next season They have been unlucky with injuries though Wenger is a pedophile :| They have Diaby, Fabregas and Denilson playing for spots next season and Merida coming up as well I wish Merida came to Pool <_<

If you get an Henry at his best He's got more panna than Eto'o! Though don't expect those 6 yard tap-ins to go in

just chop off the finger :knives: then you'll never get a splinter in that finger ever again well you could, but it wouldn't really matter