To whit, the lady who needs KK "NOW NOW NOW", because she needs to "GO GO GO" and persists in this facade for a further minute and a half whilst a whole dance routine takes place and the model just remains standing there. Finally, after this set-piece somebody helpfully tells KK to "GO NOW" - why all this drama?
That said, everybody ignores all of it anyway!
But that's nothing compared to inane and vacuous comments from the disembodied editor voices.
How's this for superfluous:
"Ricky Martin, he's heavily back-lit guys, so let's play it that way"???
And this, when Karolina returns from her tour-of-duty:
"Lovely, push it (Bri?), in the house. Lovely"? And why, pray tell, do we need to hear it?
This reached it's apogee, as did so many negative attributes of the VSFS, this year with the following idiotic statement that the editors saw fit to unnecessarily share with us. Bear in mind that the model in question wasn't on stage, or even in the segment, just larking about backstage:
"So major, Miranda. Major moment. Go for it baby."
I mean the shows are probably all great (showboating by some models notwithstanding), but it's those bloody editors insisting that we are privy to their banal comments and that we see their mates self-importantly throwing themselves about in the wings with grandiose aplomb that is ruining it. I do not need to be spoon fed regarding every image I see:
(Noemie Lenoir is already halfway down the catwalk, VSFS 2007)
(First Voice): "Noemie's next."
(Second Voice): "And give me Noemie."
But even barking out nonsense in triplicate can take it's toll. The French sounding guy who is acting as some sort of 'fluffer' for the girls at the entrance to the catwalk even gets bored of it at the 2005 finale:
"SMILING LAUGHING DANCING... (Um, what order?) DANCING SMILING LAUGHING (er - where was I up to?) LAUGHING?"
Oh dear, I seem to have gone on a bit again! Anyway...