Ogrepuppy

Well, I wasn't available....so she had to settle for him.

It's OK. I offered to help her get over the breakup. She hasn't called me back yet, but I can tell...she's thinking very seriously about it.

Now, if they'd just make out for a few minutes, maybe a little gentle/playful fondling, I could die a happy man. And if I were the meat in an Olivia/Mila sandwich....

I'd do terrible things to her in bed.

Not to derail the thread, but....that's Christie Brinkley at almost sixty (60!!!) years old! She's still drop-dead gorgeous. Amazing! OK, back to the even more delicious Kate....

Total sex bomb. I'd do such inappropriate things with / to / for / on / around her.

I'm going to cry bitter tears if anything ever happens to Maria's ass. It's one of the most perfect things in this world, and I want to be roommates with it, hang out with it, and take it to dinner.

For the love of all that's sexy--SPONTANEOUS MAKE-OUT SESSION, please. Amirite?!?

It really would appear that she had 'enhancement surgery' done. Her boobies look significantly smaller here. Say it isn't so...!!!

Airbrushing out nipples, etc is EVIL. (And, as a Gio fan....YAY!)

Gio just gets better and better. Thanks for the shares! This woman's boyfriend is the LUCKIEST dude on earth. Seriously.

Interested. VERY interested. I think she may have even bumped Kate Upton as my favorite model of 2012. Zips would be welcomed. I might even need to PayPal you cash for them.

She is not in my bedroom waiting for me, and that's all that matters.

Real boobs sag, unlike these. In the pic below, her breasts aren't falling into her armpits like natural boobs would. Look at several of her pics--if breasts that big were real, there's no way they'd defy gravity like that. If you prefer silicone to real--hey, I'm not here to stop you. I mean, if she wanted to sleep with me I'm not stupid enough to say NO. I might just ask that she keep her bra on.

I'd do terrible, horrible sex acts with her for a night. Maybe two, if she didn't talk. :brows:

Would this be considered mermaid girl-on-girl action? If so.....I approve!

I'm sure the plastic surgeon that installed her implants will be very pleased you said that! .....Although she's got an ass that WON'T QUIT.

Pretty, but again.....fake tits.

I agree. I like everything about her. ....Except her horribly fake tits. Otherwise, yes.

Girlfriend is pretty as hell, but she shouldn't have effed up her boobs with all that silicone. I bet she'd be sick-hott if she'd just left her 'girls' alone.

I hope (for my sake) that she lands in my lap.

+1. Quoted for Truth.