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hmmm...that positive speculation came from a picture someone posted... http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/41867-2013-si-swimsuit/page-48#entry3105437 the excitement ended shortly after we all saw her pictures with the horrible hair/makeup and manipulation and that "speculation" you mentioned, well, i remember the genius who had that theory... http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/41867-2013-si-swimsuit/page-110#entry3141871 :neo2:

you're right... jessica perez is much better than catrinel. internet polls never lie. [/katebock]

the 2011 model search that produced jessica perez was also the end of catrinel's chances in american SI. thankfully south africa swimwear still knows who the best swimsuit model on the planet is

It's called a theory read a science book! hmm, my science book opened right up to occam's razor while yours opened to the page that explained a magical iphone app that takes pictures and rearranges moles.

glad they're posting full body shots. the boobcam pics seem a little creepy

why would you think they're photoshopping moles? have they ever done that before? pretty sure they're just taking pictures from their phones and posting them straight to instagram; no photoshop involved

10 things you didn't know about emily ratajkowski

emily ratajkowski might be on the next shoot. her twitter feed hints at something she has to keep quiet about.

yeah, this giant mole-like creature may be the source of her cooties (i swear, you guys can be 6 year olds sometimes!!) natasha, i still love ya

well, that's definitely not kate. who could it be? those three moles should make it easy

i just realized the next issue will have kate upton, south african kate upton lookalike genevieve morton, and dutch kate upton lookalike valerie van der graaf. the cover will have all three of them together (kate in the center, of course) with the headline KATE UPTON THREE-PEAT all non-kate models will be published in a separate, supplemental issue that will somehow still have kate upton on the cover

i feel the same way about irina (only seems to turn it on for GQ), genevieve morton (her american shoots have never approached her SA ones), and jessica gomes (never got better than the mud picture her first year) i like them all, but would be OK with them not coming back. make way for noobs, indeed

rumors or no, most of the recent cover girls have only come back for one issue after getting the cover (marisa, bar, brooklyn). like a victory lap, i guess. irina has already come back twice after her cover. she's not going to get the cover again, so maybe it's just time for her to move on. especially if they're casting nicoleta vaculov!! i know the initial reaction here was but i am thinking more

nice!! thanks

she posted a nice silhouette shot to instagram today but it must've been taken down. did anyone grab it?

tried to re-up the spray bottle video MJ posted. hopefully this works: http://www16.zippyshare.com/v/11310129/file.html

it's not gen, it sure isn't emily or kate b. it's not natasha. it's gotta be a rookie. so far we have three unknowns, a questionable julie henderson sighting, a definite wallpaper match, and no rookies. time to start checking the moles on the more promising casting calls!

speaking of, the spray-bottle video has already been pulled from instagram

you never know when people are just trying to make it up as they go along. that's how we arrived at "fail" as a noun

awesome video. i expect if the camera had panned up a bit we'd see a mole on that shoulder. i think we can keep ruling out ariel and chrissy--i'm back to thinking this is a rookie. anyway, it's a shame that pictures from that shoot either won't make the magazine OR they'll be photoshopped into nippleless barbieworld ps: in what language is "shooted" a word? the word is "shot," people.

dang, who else has boobs like that? emily ratajkowski is on vacation...somewhere with a flower in her hair... https://twitter.com/realemrata/status/366222429175025667

nice! i'm going to go with rookie heidy de la rosa as a first guess. certainly doesn't look like any veteran i can think of. http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/heidy-de-la-rosa

warning, superfun nudity gif also, warning if you have epilepsy