the mascot

fruit salad

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars? "Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?" "Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............." courtesy of ebaumsworld

dr. dre and eminem--forgot about dre

supposed to be doing homework

and then the east coasters will laugh when we beat you all :trout:

hanes

subway

swiffer

bloodhoundgang- a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying

what is your favorite song that just gets you in the mood to go out and fight or just kick ass in what your going to do. my favorite for before a soccer game is bwomp, by mushroomhead

^^great song Shinedown--burning bright

cause 7 8 9 (Seven ate nine) just in case some people didnt get it

just saw this on tv. old and used way too much, but its not on here why was 6 afraid of 7???

yea, east coast rocks!!!!!

water

dennys

bloodhound gang--the vagina song

Eagles will beat the falcons Eagles--> :trout: <--Falcons Donovan will destroy them

Napoleon dynamite--just saw it. so funny, but no plot and no point at all to that movie. but i think it was funny

slipknot-duality

i always shave while im in the shower. gillette razor-2 blade. edge shaving gel. no after shave. i always start by getting my face all wet, then applying the gel. then i use the nifty mirror in my shower to be careful about where i shave. ive cut myself countless times because of that and finally my mom got me a mirror. but anyways, after done shaVing, i just turn around and let the shower get rid of any excess gel. very simple, yet very effective

my hair is right in the middle of a decision. should i continue to grow it long or should i get a hair cut? problem is, ive saved about 40 dollars by now by not getting a hair cut, but the hair itself is really irritating. im in a predicament. any suggestions???

rents are 44 and 45

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