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reese's peanut butter christmas tree, and raspberry iced tea

a headache for 3 straight days, snowing like crazy outside(i hate snow ) gotta get up in 5 hours, gotta finish my homework beforeI even go to bed, starting high school and college this week, HS midterms next week and im not even close to being ready, starving, tired, sore from lifting boxes/treadmills/foosball table/my entire weight set/dressers/bed(just moved) and in the words of Brick Tamland from Anchorman "LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thats how i feel right now, wanna scream gonna go listen to some depressing music, that should help

name is Raymond Corey, but ive always gone as Corey.

a butterfinger and some blue powerade

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soccer is the best sport ever. ive been playing since i was five and its the greatest stress reliever for me. i simply love to play and play just to play. records mean absolutly nothing to me, because all i do is have fun. but i might not play this year , because my soccer club has screwed everything up for the kids my age(17 and 18) and i dont know right now if i have a team to play on.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He`s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I`ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person`s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It`s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humor." Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I`m talking to that little bastard on your knee!"

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not nessecarily a funny site, but a site that i have spent countless hours on is http://www.slimeathlete.com/show.php?page=index get some music playing, and some slime volleyball going equals some good times

rock mostly, im jamming to some....well pearl jam....right now.

im not the tallest guy in the world, so of course i decided to play the tuba. but when i started, way back in 4th grade, the tuba was bigger than me.

the mascot originated a while back at my place of employment, which happens to be a pizza shop. i was talking to one of my buddies, and to make a long story short, i ended up being called the mascot because i am short. dont ask me why, thats just what my co workers decided. its gotten so ridiculous now that i even have my own theme song

in one of my chem classes, i was doin this workingsheet and it had all these weird words on it. i think it was some german. anyways, my favorite one was "bandersnatch" so now all my friends and i go around calling each other bandersnatches still not sure if its a catchphrase, but it works for me

18 over here

a good site for just random things is http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ it has a little of everything

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma`s house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looks at him and doesn`t say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!" The biker`s buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing. The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I`ll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says, "Grandpa,....... Go home, you`re drunk."

so a pirate walks into a bar. the bartender sees that he has something sticking out of his butt. its turns out to be a long pole. on the end of the pole is a wheel, and sitting on the wheel is a parrot. so the bartender asks "hey buddy, whats up with that contraption sticking out of your butt?" the pirate replies, "Yarghh, he's driving me nuts."