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Kelly Hu
DAYUM !!!! ... now i just need to photoshop that guy out of the picture to make it perfect thanks Master Roshi !!
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Who would you take to an abandoned island?
You need a man because if not youll end up doing this A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?” Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!” <{POST_SNAPBACK}> please tell me that Heidi stabbed him with the eyebrow pencil after that ...
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Not HIM again!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! Deuce Bigalow !!!!!!
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Games you are playing...
- Why you should NOT watch Da Vinci Code
- I Am...
checking my score after 2 hours of gunbound ... yeah ...- Eugenia Volodina
- Eugenia Volodina
- Why you should NOT watch Da Vinci Code
and i thought the only reason NOt to watch this film was Tom Cruise- Nataliya Gotsiy
at Valentino spring 2005- Nataliya Gotsiy
Nataliya at Rosa Cha spring 2005 : with Camila Finn ( winner of the 2004 supermodel of the world contest )- I Am...
working on a stupid paper about esperanto- Who would you take to an abandoned island?
only 3 makes it quite difficult ... Adriana Lima Natasha Poly Jessica Van der Steen- Last movie you saw...
i had no idea there was a "Little Mermaid 2" anyway, last movie : The Godfather , gonna start with the Godfather 2 in a couple of hours- Gemma Ward
held hostages ... ok ... which are your demands ?- hello
familiar names, different avatars, but i do recognize that ferret picture ... this phrase comes to my mind "where hath the ferret gone ? " ... but i'm not sure why :| thanks for the welcome- I Am...
- Natasha Poly
more backstage pics, this ones are from the blumarine show and backstage at Rosa Cha Please do not hotlink images- What Do Women Want?
very interesting thread ...- Natasha Poly
- Natasha Poly
two great covers scans by fabrizio- Joanna Krupa
her playboy pics are floating around the web ... very nice pics btw- Games you are playing...
awesome game, but i never finished it ... i couldn't find the last piece of hear so i was one energy heart short, and i always died in the last enemy <_<- Jessica Van Der Steen
and ... a beautiful candid ...- Jessica Van Der Steen
this editorial is now complete thanks to bwgreyscale - Why you should NOT watch Da Vinci Code