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Magus

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  1. Magus replied to Diabolo Fraise's post in a topic in Actresses
    DAYUM !!!! ... now i just need to photoshop that guy out of the picture to make it perfect thanks Master Roshi !!
  2. You need a man because if not youll end up doing this A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks. Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began. After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?” Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged. The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her. Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes. Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.” So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!” <{POST_SNAPBACK}> please tell me that Heidi stabbed him with the eyebrow pencil after that ...
  3. Magus replied to a post in a topic in General Discussion
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!! Deuce Bigalow !!!!!!
  4. Magus replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    checking my score after 2 hours of gunbound ... yeah ...
  5. and here with Anne V.
  6. Eugenia Volodina ... i'm not quite sure why i like her, but i do here with Nataliya G.
  7. and i thought the only reason NOt to watch this film was Tom Cruise
  8. Magus replied to OriginalSin's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    at Valentino spring 2005
  9. Magus replied to OriginalSin's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    Nataliya at Rosa Cha spring 2005 : with Camila Finn ( winner of the 2004 supermodel of the world contest )
  10. Magus replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    working on a stupid paper about esperanto
  11. only 3 makes it quite difficult ... Adriana Lima Natasha Poly Jessica Van der Steen
  12. Magus replied to Legion's post in a topic in Movies
    i had no idea there was a "Little Mermaid 2" anyway, last movie : The Godfather , gonna start with the Godfather 2 in a couple of hours
  13. Magus replied to rosada's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    held hostages ... ok ... which are your demands ?
  14. Magus replied to Magus's post in a topic in Milestones and Hospitality
    familiar names, different avatars, but i do recognize that ferret picture ... this phrase comes to my mind "where hath the ferret gone ? " ... but i'm not sure why :| thanks for the welcome
  15. Magus replied to a post in a topic in General Talk
    sick damn flu
  16. Magus replied to sedirea's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    more backstage pics, this ones are from the blumarine show and backstage at Rosa Cha Please do not hotlink images
  17. Magus replied to SOCOM's post in a topic in General Talk
    very interesting thread ...
  18. Magus replied to sedirea's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    Natasha at Spring 2005 - D & G :crush: Please do not hotlink images
  19. Magus replied to sedirea's post in a topic in Female Fashion Models
    two great covers scans by fabrizio
  20. Magus replied to Qball's post in a topic in Other Females of Interest
    her playboy pics are floating around the web ... very nice pics btw
  21. Magus replied to a post in a topic in Computer & Video Games
    awesome game, but i never finished it ... i couldn't find the last piece of hear so i was one energy heart short, and i always died in the last enemy <_<
  22. and ... a beautiful candid ...
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