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Zuri isn't there either and let's not pretend like Rachel wasn't shown in more clips than any other girl in that video.

Yes.

Yas! Paris this is your moment! Soak that ugly ass fake English voice in! I find the lack of opening credits offensive! Yas Elsa, this is your moment! What was that song transition? Kendall, Kendall, Kendall! (I don't care what y'all say, she's hot and one of the highlights for me!) Wuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkeeeeeee Cindy, represent! Yas Barbara! Also that shot of Alessandra walking in the dark was amazing! Of course Paris is the best and you do you pintsized Sara! Shut up Gaga, you're not anymore unique than anybody else. Also, your poses freak me out. Master editing on that Josephine opening! Hairflip coming in 3-2... HAIRFLIP YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN! Romee's boobs Is it me or did they cut half of Grace's opening? Not that I really mind. Yas Bridget! Yas Rachel! Yikes, Lais! Also, lol @ the Asian one posing like an Asian. Yas, Camille, represent! Wurke those 15 seconds, girl that's closing PINK, milk them! Josephine is the new Candice. I said it. Yolanda and no mention of fake Lyme! Amazing! Also, stop lying Gigi, you know Bella looks a mess! So they didn't put in the part where she ignored him, huh? Yas Cindy! Represent! Another Asian posing like an Asian. Wurke, Sara, wurke! Adriana is the old Candice, I guess. Yes, more talk about working out. I would too, if I had as much time as you do. And motivation. Mostly lacking motivation. Yas! Kendall! Keep on looking good and no more fillers, mk? Those wings definitely weren't the largest. Maybe the widest and even that is debatable. Karolina, Lindsay & Heidi all wore bigger ones. Gurl looking at Gaga unimpressed, me too gurl, me too. Lol, has VS forgotten they had Karen Mulder, Stephanie Seymour, Laetitia Casta, Gisele Bundchen & Karolina Kurkova? Jasmine was robbed, she should have opened or closed or both. At least they mentioned the bra I guess. Why are there two pink & red outfits in the middle of a segment where everything is grey and black? Thank God they edited most of Lily's closing out. That finale was as rushed as the whole show.

Spanklish!

I said repeat opener. Behati opened 3 times. Jessica S, Miranda, Erin, Ieva, Jessica H, Elsa & Taylor all only opened once. And Rachel stil has one year left in her contract, at that point Elsa had never opened either. And VS is saying this is Martha.

The only repeat PINK opener was Behati. ELsa didn't open all her years, neither did Miranda. Zuri didn't open or close either, so we will have to wait and see. Also, I think that Martha went a bit overboard with the tanning in this shot:

It's a white girl with straight long brownish hair and a penchant for leather jackets. Newcomers 35. Alanna Arrington : no 36. Bella Hadid : no 37 Brooke Perry : no 38. Camille Rowe : didn't go 39. Dilone : no 40. Georgia Fowler : maybe 41. Grace Elizabeth : probably 42. Herieth Paul : no 43. Irina Shayk : didn't go 44. Jourdana Elizabeth : no 45. Keke Lindgard : no 46. Lais Oliveira : maybe 47. Lameka Fox : no 48. Luma Grothe : maybe 49. Maggie Laine : no 50. Megan Williams : no 51. Xiao Wen Ju : no

Lbr, the mystery girl was probably Grace.

But did #BodybyIza flip ha hair or not? I'm getting anxious here!

Dead @ Bruno Mars wearing high heels! You do you gurl!

Cause I read it when I posted the comment. No one but him gives a flying hoot about Sui's wing and posting about it 50 times a day is not very endearing. The thing that makes me hopeful is that they said they were over her so maybe next year we will only get 49 a day.

No one cares.

There's a baby underneath that waist, that's why.

She slayed like the mother of dragons.

Romee should have had her implants uner the muscle instead of over. Case closed.

Lady Gaga.

She cut her foot while walking on Swarovski crystals.

She needs to quit smoking.

I count only 50 girls.

So the 3 PINK girls & Gigi are in the front row but Taylor, Romee, Stella & Lais are in the second row? Ok. ETA: Camille is on the far right of the pic.

I think tomorrow will be some press day and rehearsals will be after that (maybe only on Tuesday).

Except that she and Gigi are basically the only girls named by news outlets that aren't Angels.

me rn:

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! #Nevah4Get

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