Neo52285
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GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey, welcome to bellazon!
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Happy Birthday Michelle and Julia
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stepfather <_<
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Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl :capt:
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Stay away from the mother of my children! you didnt hear about her abortion? too bad
I'm her love!
Happy Birthday Michelle!
sup!
I dont have any cintia pics...what else you want from me?
thanks for the pics!
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart" Th at evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was,Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure. Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
yessum, i was only a few feet behind her :evil:
oh some people got into Pink Martini! I've been into Pink Martini
ah my favorite concert
just to clear things up
im middle eastern and i've been called a terrorist and im not even muslim and i never reacted like that before what he did was uncalled for, if you're a captain of a team you should let stuff like that brush off your shoulder, especially at a stage like that, the final of the world cup. you have to show an example to your team mates and people watching around the world.
